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lipton squirt

When a woman squats over a person who is sleeping and pees in thier mouth a little bit. (Female equivalent of a tea bag.)
Hey bob, I was trying to sleep last night when your wife gave me a lipton squirt!
by Bo-Shan August 21, 2015
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No squirt December

Girls are not allowed to squirt or do any kind of sexual activity. If they do they lose the challenge.
by BigBeefRicky69 November 11, 2019
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Quad squirt

You the man invite your girlfriend to a party and she doesn’t want to go you tell her there’s going to be girls there and you’re going to make 4 girls squirt to make her jealous
Babe, if you don’t come . I’m going to use my mouth, both hands and penis to make em quad squirt
Her: whatever Connor
by My best man May 19, 2018
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Squirt burger

Squirt burger- when you wake up after a night of drinking and your shit pours out like ground beef through a processor. After standing up and examining your creation you think it looks like a dank burger patty.
Man last night was crazy.

Yeah I know, this morning I pushed out a squirt burger.
by Booty sweat energy February 9, 2020
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Hershey squirt

Hershey squirt is when you go number 3 and it is basically liquid
yo dude I just got some Hershey squirts up here I feel bad for the next person who walks in there.
by oogbot July 10, 2020
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squirt the bird

delivering a transmission (squirting), often a show or demonstration, via a satellite (AKA the bird)
While doing a ham radio satellite demo, we will squirt the bird.
by RAT65 September 17, 2017
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squirt works

Is what happens when you are fingering a woman so proficiently that she starts violently squirting all over your forearm, stomach and legs leaving a large puddle of liquid on the floor to mop up with a towel. If squirt works is accomplished it is almost guaranteed the woman will fall in love with you and your skills; be careful.
Last night I met this girl at the bar who invited me back to her place where I fingered her so hard squirt works emanated from between her legs
by Cjd1981#C.Kent July 4, 2017
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