German Squishy

when you take a shit and put it in a plastic bag, seal it and then throw it at a random persons face when they are sleeping

Jon- oh man last night i gave kyle a German Squishy, there was shit everywhere

Ralph- thats fucking sweet man

by coltonz. May 3, 2010

College Squish

An activity Professor Albrecht participated in on many occasions in his time in University, one that revolved around squishing objects of questionable origins.

"Give that scorpion a good ol' college squish."

by Not Alpaca May 21, 2020

squishy

a guys dick before he gets aroused

I wanted to play with Ruslan's squishy...but by the time I got his pants off, it was as hard as a rock! So I guess I was upset THAT way...but I was rewarded anyways ;)~

by Ruslan's secret lover May 16, 2006

Squishy

Term used in WOW and similar MMORPG's to describe a character/class, who/which has low max health points.

"Fuck! My mage is so squishy, like three hits and he's toast!"

by Namrats January 14, 2010

squipple

A squirrel's nipple.

Did you see that squipple?
Ya man, thats hot.

by Sammie G. January 17, 2007

Squishy

someone/something that is squishy is so unbelieveably adorable that you can't help but smile awkwardly and be like "Awwwwwww"

"that guy is soo squishy!"
"i know!! i just wanna hug him forever!!"

by IDon'tWantAName February 5, 2012

squishy antelope

When a guy has whisky dick and tries to put it up a girls butt, and when he takes it out it's covered in doodie. Then, he draws a picture with the doodie on the girls chest!

Joe loves to show off his squishy antelope in front of Tory.

by AcK aTtAcK and RaDiCaL rAcHeL and pEtRoLiS!!! February 13, 2005