spunk torpedo

A penis.

Referred to as a torpedo because you would like to fire it into attractive persons.

Like a real torpedo a spunk torpedo explodes, but with spunk instead of, you know, actual bomb contents.
I'd like to fire my spunk torpedo into that fine pice of ass.
by Amaal Greenwood-Goodwin February 05, 2007
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Spunk Monk

A masturbator. One who bashes the bishop. A wanker.
"No wonder it don't work, spunk monk, you havent switched it on" !!
by London El Vis September 26, 2005
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spunk trunk

i whipped out my spunk trunk and stuck it in the bitches mouth
by aidan October 19, 2003
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Spunk bank

My mom found my spunk bank and threw it all away.
by Cramped December 07, 2010
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Spunk-Belly

The slightly more rounded appearance of the female lower abdomen which can be very sexy and often illustrates a woman is entirely happy and confident in her own body.
Not to be confused with "Muffin-top" which is when flesh spills over the waistline of clothing and is completely unsightly.
A Spunk-Belly can often be the subject of sexual fantasy.
"Nice dress, you can see the outline of her cute little Spunk-Belly too"

"I'd love to crack one off over her rounded little Spunk-Belly"
by Tantalus2009 April 24, 2009
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Spunk Gut

When a collection of spunk consumed collects in the stomach cavity and gives the image of a beer belly
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by James September 23, 2003
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spunk-pad

A derogatory term to describe a tablet device.
'I'm never buying one of (insert company name here)'s stupid donkey spunk-pads, I have no desire to let them track me and I do not associate my self-worth with using the latest fad technology in public.'
by lostinsuburbia May 23, 2013
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