Spunk Monk

A masturbator. One who bashes the bishop. A wanker.

"No wonder it don't work, spunk monk, you havent switched it on" !!

by London El Vis September 29, 2005

spunk trunk

cock, penis, single barreled porridge gun

i whipped out my spunk trunk and stuck it in the bitches mouth

by aidan October 19, 2003

Spunk bank

Porn collection

My mom found my spunk bank and threw it all away.

by Cramped December 8, 2010

spunk torpedo

A penis.

Referred to as a torpedo because you would like to fire it into attractive persons.

Like a real torpedo a spunk torpedo explodes, but with spunk instead of, you know, actual bomb contents.

I'd like to fire my spunk torpedo into that fine pice of ass.

by Amaal Greenwood-Goodwin February 7, 2007

Spunk Gut

When a collection of spunk consumed collects in the stomach cavity and gives the image of a beer belly

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by James September 23, 2003

Spunk-Belly

The slightly more rounded appearance of the female lower abdomen which can be very sexy and often illustrates a woman is entirely happy and confident in her own body.
Not to be confused with "Muffin-top" which is when flesh spills over the waistline of clothing and is completely unsightly.
A Spunk-Belly can often be the subject of sexual fantasy.

"Nice dress, you can see the outline of her cute little Spunk-Belly too"

"I'd love to crack one off over her rounded little Spunk-Belly"

by Tantalus2009 April 24, 2009

Spunk Nugget

Cum that is left floating in water after having sex in the shower.

I just fucked my wife in the shower and found some spunk nuggets.

by 1stTime March 8, 2013