lap spray

The splashes that mysteriously appear on laptop screens. They come in all food colors, and are usually difficult to remove when they are colored like sneezes, coughs and snorts. Lap spray is sometimes confused with screen spray, which only appears on large monitor screens

Chris to Jo: the movie was unwatchable on my laptop because of lap spray.

Mary to Sue; Can you look up the schedule on my laptop? Sue: I tried to, but there is too much lap spray

by Pacific sailor February 5, 2010

preemptive spray

When you know you are about to blow the bathroom up, so you spray before you do. This helps keep the odor from seeping under the door while you do your business.

About to take a dump. Feels like a bad one. Better preemptive spray so no one else knows just how bad this shit is.

by lillovekitty November 26, 2013

Leaf Spray

The urine that ricochets off of leaves of a bush in front of you and back onto you when attempting to urinate inside or on the edge of the woods

I'm glad i finally got to piss but man i got hit with a good amount of leaf spray

by Dmitri Kohklachevksy July 9, 2011

Spray AIDS

You know, when you’re taking a shit, but it’s not really a shit. You go to sit down on the toilet, and it’s coming out at about 200 psi and it sprays fecal matter over everything. Cleanup is not expected

Holy hell, Im going to Spray aids all over Jenny’s bathroom mirror

by TophBecker August 2, 2018

Spray that cat

To stop someone or something's bad behavior.

If you want Toby to stop calling you by the by the wrong name, you have to spray that cat.

by Shoefreak October 20, 2014

Patrick spray

Noun: the first pee you take after ejaculation from anal sex. “Salt water” (the sea) and a “starfish” (Patrick)

“I’d rather snuggle, but I’ve got to go take a Patrick spray.”

“As long as I take a Patrick spray, she doesn’t make me wash it first.

by Hal2001 April 19, 2023

Spray and Pray

To aimlessly shoot multiple bullets with no discernable skill or purpose. Particulary a common trait found amongst the struggling african american community (homeboy sights weapon canted to the side)wiggers, bad action movies, and rag heads whom spray the bagdad bullets. See bagdad Bullets.

Mother fukin hodgey (Rag head) came around the corner atempting to spray and pray he would hit something, so I double tapped two into his chest, stupid fucker

by Clucth Haskins December 23, 2007