Soffy

an evil cat with evil ideas...will take over household

owner:soffy get out of my room

Soffy(cat):oh fuck you

by timetodanceallnight March 29, 2008

happy spaffing

much like it's 'happy slapping' brother. similar method but with a rather different act of shame. instead of brandishing the victim with a slap across the face, in this instance one aims to ejaculate on the victims facial area.

'dude, i happy spaffed this woman on the train - she totally didn't see it cumming. LITERALLY > muhahaha!'

'we did some grade A happy spaffing today at the bus stop'

*NB - This is a totally indecent act and should never be attemped by anyone ever. in the unfortunate circumstance that it happens by accident... then feel free to circulate the vids wont you.

by deadhill pimp May 3, 2006

snoff

a billy no mates, someone bereft of friends

Scoey is a snoff

by Gary Robinson February 17, 2004

Spaffed

Spaffed, when a male ejaculates onto a peice of clothing and left until it is dry white for show on people to see the maturity level of this person.

Boy 1:"Hey everybody! Matt Spaffed on my trousers! Check it! Check it!"
Boy 2:"What a dick.."

by mark jackson. January 6, 2010

Spiff

Really good, cool, or admirable. Shorter form of spiffing

That movie is damn spiff!

by Julia November 15, 2003

Spiff

an altercation, usually trivial and between two women.

Jackie and Kristy had a spiff about the stupidest thing the other day.

by Spiffmaster August 8, 2008

Spaffwald

Large breasted Bitchy Legend with a weakness for spaff. Generally located at music venues in Bristol with a drink in one hand and a spaffstick in the other.

Spaffwald smacks Mit Bellendinme in the face with her colossal jugs.

by Not Rex September 12, 2003