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Yuppie Speedball

An unwise mix of overpriced coffee and prescription sleep aids.
Traveler 1: Why are you taking a Starbucks double espresso with you on the plane? I thought you said you were going to try and sleep off your jet lag?
Traveler 2: Oh that won't be a problem, I'll take an Ambien.
Traveler 1: Is that safe? That's like some kind of Yuppie Speedball.
Traveler 2: Like what killed Jim Belushi?
Traveler 1: No, you mean John Belushi, but yes.
by Uberhart Monkeybert November 29, 2009
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lesbian speed

the speed at which lesbians fall in love and start making lifelong plans after about a week
me and my girlfriend met a month ago and we already have 2 dogs together!

wow, talk about lesbian speed.
by nosebleedingcunt November 29, 2019
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biden speech

something that made absolutely no sense and was incredibly offensive to a large population but was somehow deemed politically correct
Just trying to make sense of your Biden speech blaming rural Americans for a global pandemic...
by Nessa0697 November 3, 2020
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Snapple Cap Speech

noun, A poorly written speech with random facts, presumably from snapple caps, used to fill up time.
Dude 1: That guy knew his speech wouldn't be long enough, so he just started droppin' facts that he thought were interesting to kill time.

Dude 2: Yeah, that was totes a snapple cap speech.
by Billy Mays' Ghost August 5, 2009
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ITW David Speer

1. A high school where each year they take in large amounts of hopeless kids who all either failed their selective enrollment test or didn't bother taking it. They're forced to cope with teachers trying to be in their business.

2. A building that is at least new, but filled with ignorant, pot-head, slutty, egotistical, bitches who all think they'll make it big in this world by doing nothing.

3. A school where the students can only express themselves by the types of socks they fucking wear. Where we don't even have our own privacy. Like we can't even take a shit alone. A school where your only cool if you pass the fitness exam. And where teachers can curse at students.
Maria: What school you go to?
Josh: ITW David Speer

Maria: I’ll pray for you
by Wack g November 18, 2018
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New Miami Speed Trap

A sexual act where you hide on the side of the dollar general on Riverside Drive until your cousin comes running by then you drop kick them and start blowing them.
Tina warned Ed about the New Miami Speed Trap but he didn’t listen.
by Paper Mills Nation February 9, 2020
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hippie speedball

the exhilarating and simple combination of caffine and marijuana.
prep cook 1 "Did you smoke before you came in to work tonight?"
prep cook 2 "yeah, I usually do."
prep cook 1: "I wish I had. Though, I'd probably just be falling asleep right now."
prep cook 2: "That's why I drink so much caffine."
prep cook 1: "ah, the Hippie Speedball."
by ladykatey July 31, 2006
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