(origin) Italian American Male so gay he'd eat spaghetti from Ben Affleck's ass
(modern) Consuming colon macaroni
(modern) Consuming colon macaroni
I don't care how much he can bench, look at his eyebrows... He's a fuckin' spaghetti felcher, I'm telling you
by @ Pope Pesci XVII October 15, 2016
Get the Spaghetti Felchermug. by SlipperyBear February 2, 2018
Get the Spaghetti Cuckmug. To choke in a pressure situation. To fail to deliver on expectations when it becomes time to perform, often due to nervousness or lack of experience.
Taken from the lyrics of the song "Lose Yourself" by Eminem off the "8 Mile" movie soundtrack. In the movie, the main character Bunny Rabbit, played by Eminem, becomes nervous and chokes in an early rap battle competition. As retold in the lyrics of the song: "...his palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy, there's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti."
Taken from the lyrics of the song "Lose Yourself" by Eminem off the "8 Mile" movie soundtrack. In the movie, the main character Bunny Rabbit, played by Eminem, becomes nervous and chokes in an early rap battle competition. As retold in the lyrics of the song: "...his palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy, there's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti."
Joe Z often boasts about his poetic prowess, but when it comes to performing in front of an audience he's always mom's spaghetti.
by Carlos Valencia December 13, 2008
Get the mom's spaghettimug. also known as "the ghetties"
Vaginal blood from a woman's period when added to spaghetti sauce is, used in old wive's tales, as a means of capturing a man's heart.
by Nam in DC June 13, 2005
Get the Vaginal Spaghettimug. Synonym for the painful feeling around your rectum that occurs from having swamp ass for long pieriods of time. Presumed to be caused by the moistening of the rectal area and the subsequent softening of the skin caused by moistening. The hair around the rectum acts as fine grit sand paper and eats away the skin little by little giving one the feeling that he is hopelessly being fucked in the ass with a pack of raw spaghetti. In severe cases this can lead to bleeding in the area resembling spaghetti sauce. The most common medicine is a pair of compression shorts.
me- Brandon why weren't you at football practice today?
Brandon- I wore a jock strap instead of my compressions and it feels like someone fucked me in the ass with a pack of raw spaghetti. SEVERE spaghetti dinner.
Brandon- I wore a jock strap instead of my compressions and it feels like someone fucked me in the ass with a pack of raw spaghetti. SEVERE spaghetti dinner.
by speargun March 25, 2010
Get the spaghetti dinnermug. 1when your poop comes out in long thin logs.
2when you're all out of anal beads and pasta sauce and you put the cooked pasta up your girls anal and you eat it out her ass with your mouth fingers or utensils.
2when you're all out of anal beads and pasta sauce and you put the cooked pasta up your girls anal and you eat it out her ass with your mouth fingers or utensils.
I ate so much anal spaghetti last night, I was so full and my girlfriend got a burn on the inside of her asshole.
by analmaster April 15, 2009
Get the anal spaghettimug. Somebody who is very likely to shoot up a school, Most likely to wear the same hoodie to school every day, extremely greasy hair, and looks at guns on google images while having no social interaction what so ever.
Jim: There's this kid in my class who sharpens paper clips under the table. He's awful quiet.
Tom: What a spaghetti kid.
*Voice Yells* I'M SICK OF THIS SCHOOL!
Tom: What a spaghetti kid.
*Voice Yells* I'M SICK OF THIS SCHOOL!
by Slatericy November 23, 2018
Get the Spaghetti Kidmug.