Snipe Hunting

A story you tell your date in order to get her to a makeout spot....

Wanna go Snipe hunting or watching?

Snipes are water birds that live on the coasts. To see one in land is rare.

After the movie, do you wanna go Snipe hunting/watching?

by D0c11 June 27, 2010

Dirty Snipe

typically a hockey term. To dangle or deke around your opponent and following up with a goal that makes the defender AND goalie look foolish.

Pavel Datsyuk ended the game last night with a dirty snipe from the slot.

by J Deezy December 17, 2012

Sniping the monkey

A sexual move that requires a man and woman to be banging in some manner, when the man is about to orgasm the woman removed the dick from wherever it is, flicks the shit out of the tip and screams "BOOM HEADSHOT!'.

Bro 1: Oh man, we were going at it like cats and dogs, then all the sudden she stops and snipes the monkey, it was the weirdest load I've ever blown.

Bro 2: Holy shit, sniping the monkey? If my girl ever did that I think i'd die laughing!

by YouWanSumFuk August 8, 2019

Sniped in the head

Refers to when a you are put in a situation where a good outcome is unlikely. Derived from from Far Cry cross map sniping.

"You got sniped in the head on that bet."

by Blackstaffe December 12, 2008

Egg Sniping

A phrase pertaining to sabotage, created by demented Science Olympiad students. May also be 'dirty'.

"Hey, hey, no egg sniping!"

by Amoran March 13, 2009

Video Sniped

The act of previously videoing a person or persons without their knowledge.

I video sniped him with his mistress and I'll show his wife the video.

by Pinoy Grandpa January 11, 2023

Text Sniping

The act of noticing someone who you know in a crowd or some other public situation and sending them a text from an unknown position referring to something which they are doing at the time e.g. "Reading by the lakeside, how very avant garde" this simulates the 'shot out of nowhere' effect of a sniper.

<Maria is having coffee>
Scott: (unseen by Maria) <observes Maria from a distance and sends a text> "ooh two sugars, bit of a sweet tooth aren't you?"

Maria: <checks phone and begins looking around aimlessly> replies "where are you?"

Scott: "I'm text sniping, so you have to guess"

by CHC-RPK March 23, 2011