Shlakum Sneeze

The act of releasing a well filled & inflated condom of semen schlakum onto your female partners face after intercourse

Have sex (with condom), blow your load into condom, inflate condom in secrecy, while she fixes the pillows, turn condom upside down so that shlakum is towards currently sealed end, and release. This results in a splatter of shlakum sneeze all over your girls face. They love this.

by Shlakum 22 September 27, 2019

sneeze puke

A party foul where at first you expect a sneeze, prompting friends to say, ‘bless you!’, but end up vomiting with the force of the expected sneeze

Oh my god.. last night while playing True American I sneeze puked off a chair into the lava.

by AbusiveTortoise July 14, 2018

butthole sneeze

when you sneeze and a little poop comes out

Fluffy had a bag cold, when she sneezed it made her butthole sneeze also.

by Fluffy Orange Princess September 30, 2014

Man sneeze

Synonym of ejaculate

I man sneezed right in her eye

by TedTrippin March 11, 2010

sneezing in a satchel

Another term for "eating the pussy"

Sneezing in a satchel is the easiest way to get a girl off

by satchelsneezer69 January 30, 2017

Berry sneeze

When a lady is on her flow and sneezes. Fucking bloody nightmare.

When someone with a cold starts sassing,

"quit cherry sneezing and mind your business"

Or when you need someone to subtly check you, "shit, girl, did I berry sneeze"

by Someonehad2 January 9, 2018

coach sneeze

When someone plugs one nostril & blows hard. Phlegm is then ejected, at high speed, from the other nostril.

"you're outside, you don't have a tissue: Just do a coach sneeze."

"eww, did you see that? He just did a coach sneeze!"

by Triptakers December 18, 2012