by KinFiction September 18, 2023

drowsy smurf

you roofie a chick paint her blue and have sex with her

I totaly gave that ho a drowsy smurf

by the saggy waffle October 27, 2011

Smurf Smuggling

Joe and Kyle were smurf smuggling all night, they are too tired to play tag.

by Bagmankyle December 28, 2010

a blue stained ass as a result from a huge turd falling into a newly serviced port-o-john

dud.......e i gotta smurf butt from that port-o john from ripping a grumpy

by havalaf October 9, 2009

What sailors call the Sweat jacket and pants that you get the first 2 weeks at bootcamp. They usually wear them until your first NWU.

by SirDerpFace June 19, 2015

A cock ring complete with testicle cup. Could potentially lead to members turning blue if too tight.

don't you hate it when your balls slap too hard?" "oh you should try wearing a Smurfs basket!"

by o0zombieritual0o October 2, 2010

Someone who regularly wears all blue and has the inability to walk like a normal person

Person 1: Hey look, Will is limping and he is wearing all blue.

Person 2: Well that dumbass is a Crippled Smurf

by Zack McD November 28, 2017