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Small Tits Syndrome

When you're tits are so small it manages to ruin everything about your life. Everyone points it out, really manages to fuck with your head.
Guy 1: That Holly girl is pretty crazy you know? Pathological liar and that.
Guy 2: Nah g you can't be saying that. She has Small Tits Syndrome dude.

Guy 1: Screw that just cause her tits are small doesn't mean she can act like that Nathan kid
by Vlad's Mum Is Badderz May 25, 2019
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Small Ass

The type of ass usually found on small petite girls. Somewhat preferred to big ripples asses of big women. Small asses are refereed to as "cute asses."
by ButtsexMcGee December 31, 2011
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small man's fever

a condition restricted to the little fellows of the world that harness "big guy" attitudes. Developed through years of being small with countless accounts of being laughed at.
GySgt Haney thought that after doing a tour on the drill field, his bad case of small man's fever would go way.
by kool keith March 23, 2004
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small potatoes

Something that is of small importance or is little.
From the Show "Dead Like Me":

MASON: Are you going to finish those hashbrowns?
ROXIE: Probably not
(takes them from her plate and eats them. Roxie stabs him with her
knife but he movs his hand just in time)
MASON: Fucking bloody hell
ROXIE: I'm outta here
MASON: Did you see that? I mean just because I wanted some of her hashbrowns
RUBE: I was there
MASON: I've never seen such violence over such small potatoes
RUBE: Oh, that was almost clever
MASON: Why was almost clever Rube?
RUBE: The thing about the hashbrowns being small potatoes
MASON: I don't get it. because hashbrowns are small potatoes
RUBE: Never mind
by Jason12 October 5, 2006
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small press

Non mainstream comics, often produced independently and on short runs.
by Tiny Molasses April 18, 2006
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small dick weisel mother fucker

term of endearment used by coach Evans when refering to his receivers. Also an insult towards any asshole who brings misfortune upon you. Great for road rage.
I cant beleive you pissed all over my mom's bathrobe you small dick weisel mother fucker!!!
by -Hammer February 27, 2005
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small penis

A penis of less than five inches. But most girls are willing to deal with a small penis if there is a caring and sweet guy attached to it. There are other things you can do in the bedroom with a girl, and LOTS of things to do outside the bedroom that mean a lot more to us. Yes there are some shallow girls demanding 7+ inch penises but most of them aren't worth the time of day anyway. The whole size thing is overrated.
Would I rather be in a relationship with a sweeheart with a small penis, or a total jerk with a big one? I'll take a small sweetheart any day.
by AmyK92 October 24, 2010
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