Being unable to realize something that has been explained multiple times, yet they are still confused in the situation
by Diggybicks October 17, 2018
Get the Mentally slow mug.To maintain a potential (though currently non feasible) romantic relationship through low effort activities (esp. texting) will the intention of a romantic payoff at some indefinite time.
Yo John, what's going on with that girl?
Yo I'm just slow roasting her. She ain't my main bitch though so it's cool. Maybe someday.
Yo I'm just slow roasting her. She ain't my main bitch though so it's cool. Maybe someday.
by Anal8 September 12, 2013
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Get the slow puncture mug.A recent internet fad where people take existing songs, slow them down, and then apply reverb to it. They are often found on YouTube with millions of views. Basically, it is the inverse of the nightcore fad from a decade ago.
The main criticism with these two popular fads is that they take little to no effort to "produce", yet such videos gets a whopping millions of views. Meanwhile, the real talented folks who produce a legitimately amazing remix or cover gets only like 10K views at the very most. It is a gross misrepresentation of talent and, to be honest, quite cringe.
P.S. If one REALLY wants to contribute to this cheap fad, at least try to put in some effort and do it your own via audacity or FL Studio. Don't be lazy and resort to websites doing it for you, have some self-respect ok? I'll stop talking now and let future definitions say the rest.
The main criticism with these two popular fads is that they take little to no effort to "produce", yet such videos gets a whopping millions of views. Meanwhile, the real talented folks who produce a legitimately amazing remix or cover gets only like 10K views at the very most. It is a gross misrepresentation of talent and, to be honest, quite cringe.
P.S. If one REALLY wants to contribute to this cheap fad, at least try to put in some effort and do it your own via audacity or FL Studio. Don't be lazy and resort to websites doing it for you, have some self-respect ok? I'll stop talking now and let future definitions say the rest.
Timothy, who got 5.6M views for his slowed and reverb version of the FNAF SB theme: "stonks"
DJ Dave, who got 5.6K views for his quality remix of the FNAF SB theme: *insert Thumbs Up Crying Cat meme*
DJ Dave, who got 5.6K views for his quality remix of the FNAF SB theme: *insert Thumbs Up Crying Cat meme*
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 21, 2022
Get the Slowed and reverb mug.The waitress who serves me in my local cafe suffers from absolute-slowness. It is usually characterised by having a big pale ugly face, no manners or respect and the general demeanour of having taken 67 valiums and a few bottles of vodka.
It should also be noted that those affected tend to move in slow motion so do not be alarmed this is normal as they are out of sync with our time-frame.
It should also be noted that those affected tend to move in slow motion so do not be alarmed this is normal as they are out of sync with our time-frame.
Customer 1: "Hello, I'd like a some soup please."
Waitress 1: "Ok it'll just be a second"
*goes away and grows the vegetables and grain and slaughters the cow herself*
Customer 1: "What the hell's up with the Absolute-slowness today!!"
Waitress 1: "Ok it'll just be a second"
*goes away and grows the vegetables and grain and slaughters the cow herself*
Customer 1: "What the hell's up with the Absolute-slowness today!!"
by asteroth February 24, 2010
Get the Absolute-slowness mug.A woman that when she hits someone, usually due to the size of the person, appears to be swinging slow but in fact, is coming at you at full speed.
by Jeffrey D C January 11, 2008
Get the Slow slapper mug.To gradually break up with a person over a drawn out period of time because you aren't man/woman enough to just pull the trigger.
by Grace SF May 7, 2008
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