sit and scroll

When you bring your phone into the bathroom to chill while you take a dump.

“Where the hell is Cameron?”
“Aw dude we won’t be seeing him for at least 20 minutes. He’s a sit and scroll type of guy. “

by Chopped basil July 29, 2019

sitting on a text

The act of not replying to a text within a reasonable amount of time. Marijuana can greatly encourage this behavior.

Greg: Hey do you know what Nathan is doing? I have been trying to text him all day.
Shawn: He has been right by me all day smoking the bud, he has probably just been sitting on a text.
Greg: What a stain.

by Textzitter December 06, 2011

Hit the sit

(v.) sit down; take a seat; chill out; relax

“Wow, that Hennessy kicked my ass... I need to hit the sit.”

Coach to her team in the locker room immediately after they were shut out: “Ok, ladies... Hit the sit and shut the f*** up! We need to talk.”

by n30e August 10, 2019

Take a sit

To calm and sit down

When a person is yelling and you tell them to take a sit.

by Autumncat November 23, 2015

tight sit

a tight situation

me: my moms car won’t start bro
bro: that’s a tight sit bro

by baelee December 03, 2017

zombie sit

When playing Call of Duty Zombies with friends, "zombie sitting" is the act of making the last zombie of the round into a crawler, and having one person maintain the zombie's agro, while the other friends use the restroom or grab munchies. This is required in games that last a few hours, as there is no pause button, in online play.

Yo dude, can you zombie sit for me. I've gotta pee.

Dude, I need a zombie sitter, I'm hungry.

by Raditude July 21, 2012

Sitting on a brick

When your dick is hard as shit.

I can't move, I'm sitting on a brick cuz.

by Kee1234 July 10, 2016