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Alpha Simp

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A person who's an alpha chad and gets all the girls, then hardcore simps for them.
Dude got all the grills, then puts hoes before bros. He's actually an alpha simp.
by Professor Potato May 1, 2020
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Simp Daddy

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A Simp Daddy is a nice guy who is secretly dominant. A Simp Daddy is a simp on the streets and a daddy in the sheets.
"Get in here Simp Daddy!! I'm ready for some fun," shouted Jessica from the bedroom as her high school sweetheart grabs snacks and the handcuffs for movie night.
by Simp Queen For All August 28, 2020
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Netflix simp

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Someone that jumps on the latest Netflix show bandwagon. They have no capacity to think for themselves or explore their entertainment preferences. They watch a show because everyone else is talking about it and they want to feel included. Two weeks later, they’ve forgotten all about it.

You’re likely a Netflix simp if you have watched: Tiger King, Bridgerton, Sex Education, Derry Girls, or 13 Reasons Why
Girl 1: OMG have you watched Bridgerton on Netflix?
Girl 2: OMG YEAH!!1! It’s so *superficial “deep” conversation*.

Boy: You’re such a Netflix simp
by Poseidon’s Kiss February 8, 2021
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Nice Guy Simp

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it's a simp BUTTTT he has no sexual intentions.

But hes still a nice guy- but also a simp
person 1:"you're a fucking simp"
person 2: " yeah but i prefer nice guy"
person 1: " you is nice guy simp"
by DJKALID May 9, 2020
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simp

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simp is when you will do anything to have sex with a girl
by CeoOfTikTokWordsDefinition February 9, 2020
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Simp Misuser

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Idiots who think simping is complementing someones body or asking people to stop doing something to protect their friend. The actual meaning ”A man who foolishly overvalues a woman and puts her on a pedestal.” No one put themselves to those limits.
*Megnut02 about*

Someone: It's all fun and games until she harms herself

Another person: ”Ok simpy wimpy”

Multiple people: ”Simp”

Others: ”Simp Misuser”

”Thanks for the cake Ms. Addison”

”Simp”
Me: ”They’re getting cake for a nut, the complete opposite of simping. Dumbass Simp Misusers”
by Suduisjdjsjdkdjisanibba April 6, 2020
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Simp boi

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Karim est un simp boi.
by JoPepperJo April 11, 2020
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