Speed Fap

What you do when watching porn and your mom is about to come in the room.

Guy 1: Hey, did you like that porno I showed you?
Guy 2: Yeah, but I had to speed fap because my mom said she was coming in.

by XXXPORN66642069 January 17, 2017

Speeder

a fast spider.

Guy1:look a speeder
Guy2 let's get away while we still can

by This is how my shit is April 28, 2020

shneeds

A replacement for the word need that makes your sentence shorter

Sean: Yo, Jordan you gotta taste this trash ass smoothie
Jordan: I don shneeds
Or
*saily shows Julie some gum
Saily: you shneeds?

by Saucy_Slave May 22, 2020

speed fatigue

When you exit the highway and accidentally go 15 over the speed limit on a two lane road because you're used to going highway speeds

I got pulled over last night for doing 55 in a 35. That speed fatigue will get you every time.

by DanTangelo March 20, 2021

Speed Parachute

When someone blows speed up your anal orifice.

The playmate I dated stuck a speed parachute up my ass once without really letting on to what she was up to and holy fuck I was a chunk of granite and must of pumped a few quarts of chowder out whenever she decided I should. That was one fucked up fuck fest. Mostly in the kitchen.

by Sam Moj November 30, 2021

speed of science

When you don't have time to properly vet or test your products before unleashing them to the world, but in an act of hubris and perhaps a dash of malice, you release it on the world and hope for the best. Bonus points if you can get governments to mandate it.

We had to move at the speed of science to really understand what was taking place in the market. And from that point of view we had to do everything at risk. I think Dr Pfizer chief executive Albert Bourla, even though he’s not here, would turn around and say to you himself, ‘If not us then who?

by 🐸Pepe🐸 October 12, 2022

Kentucky Speedball

An injected mix of methamphetamine and oxycontin.

That chick they found in the port-a-pottie OD'd from a Kentucky speedball.

by PoppyMann July 5, 2007