Hairy Johnson:
Dude!! i brought my girlfriend to the
beach and when we got home we were all romantic and BOOM!!!.... a cooter shooter came out of no where!
Dick Homo:
AWWWWWWW was it like a beach on your bed?
Dude!! i brought my girlfriend to the
beach and when we got home we were all romantic and BOOM!!!.... a cooter shooter came out of no where!
Dick Homo:
AWWWWWWW was it like a beach on your bed?
by Alex The Man July 19, 2006

The off brand 905 shooter. Still full sends and is a fuckin beauty. Shocker gang all the way baby. Always has the highest bird count.
by 505 shooter September 3, 2019

When a male is able to shoot or aim his cum at a direct target from close or a far. Usually takes talent and skill to do it perfect
The first time they fucked she got pregnant. She had no idea he was a sharp shooter.
While she was giving him a great blow job out of no where the sharp shooter got her straight in the throat without hitting her teeth.
While she was giving him a great blow job out of no where the sharp shooter got her straight in the throat without hitting her teeth.
by mistress sunkiss March 19, 2015

Man 1: "Is that a pea shooter?!"
Man 2: "Yeah, got a problem with that?"
Man 1: "I love peashooters..."
Man 2: "...Oh."
Man 2: "Yeah, got a problem with that?"
Man 1: "I love peashooters..."
Man 2: "...Oh."
by VDuber October 3, 2009

by hey hey September 27, 2003

“Tyler is an active shooter today”
“I got sent to the principal’s office because I yelled “ACTIVE SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING!!”
“I got sent to the principal’s office because I yelled “ACTIVE SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING!!”
by Sigma Male Overachiever August 11, 2023
