Irish phrase, used to describe someone who lacks any skill in the sport of hurling/ camogie. When referring to Ireland's national sport, one may commonly hear people mention the act of 'pucking' the sliothar (ball) with the hurley, one of the many skills in the game. Pucking is in fact considered to be the sport's most fundamental skill, with any inability to perform this skill essentially dooming a player to failure. In rural Ireland, where hurling is commonly played, it is not uncommon for one to encounter the fecal matter of cows or other animals when strolling through a country field. On closer inspection, one may observe insects such as flies and dung beetles congregating around the fecal matter. The proximity of the flies to the fecal matter is generally such that they would be very easy targets should one feel compelled to swing a hurley in their direction. Thus, for someone to be considered unable to connect with flies in close proximity to a cow's fecal matter, they must be completely lacking in the basic skills of hurling/ camogie.
by Jotinmick December 9, 2018
Get the Wouldn't puck flies off a cow shitemug. by Darblonks July 21, 2009
Get the Like shite off a shovelmug. A form of sex in which the guy shoves his dick up the ass of their partner, whether that be a guy or a woman, and the effect of this causes the person receiving the dick to end up having their bowels loosened so that they have to go and shite in the toilet aka taking a dump, or shitting. The guy manages to get his dick out quickly enough from the anus, but the partner shits all over the bed about 2-3 seconds later: a tiny amount of shit lands on the erected dick, which upsets the guy and makes his attempted sex act less interesting in the end.
Guy: Want to have a bit of sex in the bed?
Partner: Yeah, I'm in need of some anal.
*guy and partner proceed to get big dicks.*
Partner: Oh shit, stop penetrating me, I need to do a shit.
Guy: Oh shit! Getting my dick out now....
*Partner shits all over the bed 3 seconds later.*
Guy: Woah, that was close, I almost got shite sex!
Partner: Yeah, I'm in need of some anal.
*guy and partner proceed to get big dicks.*
Partner: Oh shit, stop penetrating me, I need to do a shit.
Guy: Oh shit! Getting my dick out now....
*Partner shits all over the bed 3 seconds later.*
Guy: Woah, that was close, I almost got shite sex!
by a_random_shitposting_troll February 15, 2025
Get the Shite sexmug. 
A completely fucked up way of saying "shit" favored by people who think it's very important for you to know that they have read a book, or been to Europe, or are down with U2 or the Pogues, or any other losers from Europe and want you to immediately recognize how cool they are: "Hey! He said 'shite' instead of 'shit'! That's way cool!"
"Shite" is never said by black people, even in Europe, because it will never, ever be cool. Seriously, did Shaft ever say "shite"? Did Ice-T ever say "shite"? I think we're done here.
"Shite" is never said by black people, even in Europe, because it will never, ever be cool. Seriously, did Shaft ever say "shite"? Did Ice-T ever say "shite"? I think we're done here.
Shite, I'm an enormous wish-I-had-the-balls-to-be-a-fag!
by Stalker Patty May 4, 2011
Get the shitemug. Also 'attention shit' for the world outside the UK and Ireland. An act of defecation by a pet dog or cat, designed to get the attention of the owner/master, who has done (or not done) something to annoy said pet.
Jesus! The cat's dropped an attention shite in the laundry hamper again! Did you forget to feed her!?
by Andy Sword January 25, 2011
Get the attention shitemug. When your breakdancing on your living room floor shirtless and your little brother says “thats so shite”
by THATS SO SHITE November 22, 2024
Get the thats so shitemug.