When you make your girlfriend sit on the ground naked and you make a fake cross country ski action with your penis in and around her mouth, essentially throat fucking her while practicing for the birkie. To alter this to a shimenzstein, simply finish the act by eating chocolate cake out of her ass.
"Dude so when she finally came to lacrosse I caught her off guard with the shimenstein while she was drunk. Needless to say, I fulfilled her caloric intake for the day."
by poopoopat January 19, 2010
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Get the Shaft Shimmer mug.A slang term, mainly used in England - particularly in the South West - but believed to have originated in South America.
Used as a descriptor for pretty much anything, good or bad. Regularly used as a substitute for the word "jammy".
Used as a descriptor for pretty much anything, good or bad. Regularly used as a substitute for the word "jammy".
"Mate, when you pissed on the floor at Ryan's party, that was so shimi."
"That girl Jess is so shimi"
"You got with Jess? Fuck, that's so shimi man!"
"That girl Jess is so shimi"
"You got with Jess? Fuck, that's so shimi man!"
by LondonDave2014 August 20, 2014
Get the So Shimi mug.When a women takes a photo of a mans pants, Mainly aiming at his penis. It is the process of which the women fantasies and proceeds to masturbate to the image of the mans penis.
by Greggeles September 8, 2014
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The act of sneaking into your bosses office with your mother (who is dressed as a nun) and your sibling. Whilst you and your sibling engage in sexual intercourse the nun would stand in the corner shouting “SHAME! SHAME! SHAME!”
Why haven’t I seen dick at work this week?
That silly bastard? He got caught having a Shamie last week.
That silly bastard? He got caught having a Shamie last week.
by DickNeedsAJob April 6, 2022
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