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Temperature Selfie

When someone takes a screen shot of their weather bug screen or dashboard of their car to show everyone how warm or cold it is where they live. Nobody likes temperature selfies or the people that post them on social media. Typically the people who take this type of a selfie are extremely lonely or lack a social life. Every one knows what the temperature is where you live deutchbag.
Karl posted a temperature selfie letting everyone know it is 70° in Arizona. Who the F cares.
by darkralph January 23, 2014
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Selfie Dragon

An ugly person who takes many photos of themselves and post them on social media.
Man, see that ugly girl over there, I checked her FB, she's a Selfie Dragon.
by Mr Duckbutter August 5, 2014
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Finger selfie

A photo that accidently or intentionally portrays one or more of your fingers.

A very common accident, when photographing blinded by sunlight, or taking the picture in a hurry. Can also occur when someone got a bling ring, or new nails and want to show it on a photo.
"haha, you got yourself some finger selfies right there!"

#fingerselfie

"She just shared another fingerselfie with that engagement ring on FB"
by jrbk June 13, 2014
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shit selfie

The act of taking a picture of yourself while taking a dump.
"Hey baby, hold my toilet paper while I take a shit selfie!"
by Screwychick69 February 5, 2015
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Selfie-sapien

A adolescent who is in love with their reflection and needs to share a selfie because people might have forgotten their appearance. A modern day Narcissus .
" What are the social media sites that selfie-sapiens visit? "
by Ms.Potato May 14, 2016
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selfie steamroll

when a person who posts a group selfie to social media, even though they are the only person who looks good in the selfie.
Ashley really selfie steamrolled me last night when she tagged me in that picture, i looked terrible
by dunkm@asterflex December 1, 2015
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selfie session

A period of time where an individual takes an excessive amount of selfies and usually ends up deleting all of them.
My boyfriend stole my phone and looked at my selfie session from the other day.
by Psychedelic euphoria May 17, 2014
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