Selfie stick

What several million years of human evolution and advances in technology gave you.

It wasn't so long ago that people just had sticks, fast forward a few millennia and with a selfie stick you can take a picture of your friends eyeball from any distance or angle, or you can take a picture of human faces. That's pretty weird, but people are pretty weird what do you expect.

by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018

Umijay selfie

The act of two taking a selfie looking down into the front camera with a smile.

Let's take an Umijay selfie after you've finishing vaping

by #1UmijayFan September 7, 2023

Fatal Selfie

Where you die while trying to take a selfie; or even doing something so dangerous it can almost be fatal.

Parker don't lean over the cliff that can lead to a Fatal Selfie and so you'll be dead
selfie

by RealAWolF May 17, 2016

Finger selfie

A photo that accidently or intentionally portrays one or more of your fingers.

A very common accident, when photographing blinded by sunlight, or taking the picture in a hurry. Can also occur when someone got a bling ring, or new nails and want to show it on a photo.

"haha, you got yourself some finger selfies right there!"

#fingerselfie

"She just shared another fingerselfie with that engagement ring on FB"

by jrbk June 13, 2014

Selfie-sapien

A adolescent who is in love with their reflection and needs to share a selfie because people might have forgotten their appearance. A modern day Narcissus .

" What are the social media sites that selfie-sapiens visit? "

by Ms.Potato May 14, 2016

shit selfie

The act of taking a picture of yourself while taking a dump.

"Hey baby, hold my toilet paper while I take a shit selfie!"

by Screwychick69 February 5, 2015

hostage selfie

1. A selfie of you and someone you pulled into the photo without their prior knowledge, consent, or expectation.

2. A selfie that you take by sneaking up on someone as they're taking a selfie of themselves, grabbing them like a hostage-taker, and snapping the photo for them.

Dude: Bro, do you dare me to go up to that girl and take a hostage selfie?
Other dude: Bro, that'd be awesome. She'll never expect it.

Girl: Bro, that guy is taking selfies. Dare me to run up behind him and take a hostage selfie with his phone?
Other girl: Bro, that'd be awesome. He'll never expect it.

by Snap Captor January 22, 2016