My friend has Schrodinger's Waifu and he cannot decide on what to do
Person A: “I’ve come down with a case of Schrodinger’s Waifu and need help deciding on what to do”
Person B: you’re a fucking weeb
Person A: “I’ve come down with a case of Schrodinger’s Waifu and need help deciding on what to do”
Person B: you’re a fucking weeb
by Yung Lad October 22, 2020
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Damn antifa storming the Capitol like that. But also, we won so hard! Stop asking me to clarify, mom!! It's like, Schrödinger’s Insurrection, okay!
by EpicuckAntifa January 7, 2021
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Dude 1: Bro wake up
Dude 2: Why? *yawns*
Dude 1: Schrödinger uploaded 6 minutes ago
Dude 2: WELL WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! PUT IT ON THE TV!
Dude 2: Why? *yawns*
Dude 1: Schrödinger uploaded 6 minutes ago
Dude 2: WELL WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! PUT IT ON THE TV!
by Tankify January 4, 2021
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In science, there's a thought experiment called Schrödinger's Cat, where a cat is in a box with a setup of deadly poison that's 50% likely to be leaked. Without being able to test the box, you don't know if the cat is alive or dead. Although the cat can only be alive or dead, the odds are that the cat is 50% alive.
Since there's a 50% chance that there's a man on the other side of the glory-holing wall (probably really 95% that there's a gay guy, but let's say 50%), you now have a 50% chance of being gay. Does that change your enjoyment of the experience? Maybe Eddie Murphy could help elaborate.
In science, there's a thought experiment called Schrödinger's Cat, where a cat is in a box with a setup of deadly poison that's 50% likely to be leaked. Without being able to test the box, you don't know if the cat is alive or dead. Although the cat can only be alive or dead, the odds are that the cat is 50% alive.
Since there's a 50% chance that there's a man on the other side of the glory-holing wall (probably really 95% that there's a gay guy, but let's say 50%), you now have a 50% chance of being gay. Does that change your enjoyment of the experience? Maybe Eddie Murphy could help elaborate.
You went glory-holing this weekend? According to the theory of Schrödinger's Pussy, you're now half gay. Does this mean that you're going to manscape only half your body? Left half, back half, bottom half?
by King T July 20, 2011
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