Schlok

To devour a food or drink at an unusually high speed specifically when it's due to an uncontrollable impulse.

After abstaining from fast food for a full week, Emanuel can resist no longer as he schloked down a buford in two bites.

by Bubba House September 4, 2019

Schlaganhoggin

Similar to Hammerschlagan, a traditional German festival competition where the player pounds a nail into a large chunk of wood with a hammer, schlaganhoggin is where you pound your wood into a fat chick.

I’m never going schlaganhoggin with Hans ever again. Now my wiener schnitzel.

by Twiddling Twat October 31, 2019

Schloe

The singular version of “schlime”. A word signifying friendship and camaraderie amongst a singular individual in your collective known as your “schlime”

Your schloe: you dude you’re my bro
You: Same bro, you’re my schloe bro

by KingKeener November 2, 2019

schleg

(this is a post related to the german language)

The word "schleg" is beeing used by some popular meemstars in austria, it discribes the act of liking a mans balls in a way the word ligma has been used

A: Kann man bei ihnen schleg kaufen?

B: Was ist schleg?

A: Schleg mein Sack ab HAHAHA

by r0ckyv2_ November 22, 2019

Schlobert

When you run out of cool nicknames for your friend Robert, and just add a SCH

Friend of Robert: Hey ... ahm ... Schlobert

Robert: Okay *confused face*

by kooler typ December 17, 2019

Schlode

A mix of a schlong and a chode. If you have a schlode it means you have the length of a chode (tiny) and the thickness of a schlong (skinny)

Yoo Brad totally has a schlode, Amanda told me when she was suckin' it man!

by HiggyBank15 March 18, 2020

Schlob

To give an aggressive and extra wet blow job.

"Gotta give a dick a good schlob."

"Stop schlobbing on my cock! Leave me alone!"

by DreamyCreamy August 25, 2020