by King_Bradley March 15, 2017

by Llamas.42.realtalk August 26, 2017

That was sarcasm
by Zombie Unicorn Kitty April 4, 2017

by bittiboi June 20, 2020

"ask me a stupid question and I will give you a sarcastic answer. If you give multiple stupid questions i give you sarcasms."
by emlait July 7, 2017

noun - a meaningless catch-all word employed in a vain attempt to explain away embarrassingly stupid statements.
by lil blue 1er April 26, 2020

The arch-enemy of Captain Obvious, because unlike him, Captain Sarcasm just answers a stupid question with a rather crude or not sarcastic way. Or just simply states facts in a sarcastic way.
Stupid guy: "If I get bitten by a venomous spider, will I die?"
Captain Sarcasm: "No, you'll become Spider-Man."
Stupid guy: "How will my post card be delivered to my mom "by sea"?"
Cap. Sarcasm: "Swimming, obviously".
Stupid guy: "Do you need to use the bathroom?"
Cap. Sarcasm: *holding his crotch* "No, I need to go to the library and read a book".
Captain Sarcasm: "No, you'll become Spider-Man."
Stupid guy: "How will my post card be delivered to my mom "by sea"?"
Cap. Sarcasm: "Swimming, obviously".
Stupid guy: "Do you need to use the bathroom?"
Cap. Sarcasm: *holding his crotch* "No, I need to go to the library and read a book".
by DiogoAttitude November 22, 2016
