slit interference

The term that physicists use for preventing a man from having sex with a woman (i.e. "cockblocking"). Single slit interference refers to cockblocking just one guy, whereas double slit interference refers to cockblocking two different guys.
"I observed some single slit interference last night in the lab"
"With a laser?"
"Nah man, roger was trying to wheel his lab partner but this other dude spilled some chemicals on her and she had to go to the emergency room."
"I hate when that happens"
by physicist November 25, 2013
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slit slurper

One who licks and/or slurps female genitalia,whether they are male or female.
I believe Gina and Teri are slit slurper's
by R birch January 29, 2017
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slit kick

When a woman gets kicked in her vagina.
Ouch! Looks like Simon missed the soccer ball and instead gave Jennifer a painful slit kick!
by Sierra09 February 20, 2021
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slit deep

Birds don't have balls but got slits
ahhh man I went slit deep on this bean.
Don't you mean balls deep.
No, I went slit deep I'm a bird. I don't have balls
by SindriTheAvali May 02, 2024
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Lip Slit

A cut to the lip that makes you bleed, usually a papercut.
Nothing is worse than a lip slit. All I've been tasting for the last 5 minutes is blood.
by Retard_Ryan February 13, 2023
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slit a bitches throat

An exclamatory statement that sounds threatening in nature but actually admits one’s deep remorse for their choices that lead up to the current negatives they are facing as a result. It’s taught as a step down statement, meaning that it allows for one to aggressively state something while effectuating an apology with its underlying meaning. It was discontinued from use in familial therapy sessions due to its regular use in inappropriate situations.
Parent: You didn’t finish your chores and you stole from the offering plate at church. You’re grounded for a month.

Teenage child: grrr! I’d slit a bitches throat!

Parent: Have a good night, son. We will talk in the morning, I love you.
by StudeeParteeRepeet January 01, 2024
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Eyebrow Slit

The original definition:
" According to The Oregonian, a vertical slit shaved off the eyebrow is a gang symbol indicating membership. It is sometimes referred to as "carved." ... According to The Oregonian's source, a shaved line in the eyebrow is meant to impress rather than to intimidate. "
What happened to your face, what's with the eyebrow slit?

I cut a line because I'm affiliated with a gang.
by NamesAllison March 25, 2021
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