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Roasted peanuts

When a girl is riding a man in facing Cowgirl and farts on his balls for 10 seconds or more.
Babe, maybe you should have laid off the chili tonight, then you wouldn't give me roasted peanuts.
by BOZTIONARY September 16, 2018
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roasting a marshmallow

When a large person lays out in the sun or uses a tanning bed to become tan.
My fat sister went to the beach without sunscreen and now she looks like a roasted marshmallow. The girls at the tanning salon were roasting a marshmallow all day in the winter.
by tsintao June 3, 2009
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Roast Chestnuts

Titty-fuck. When a man puts his penis between a woman's breasts to achieve orgasm.
The girl was on her period so she sucked my dick and let me roast chestnuts.
by Lilcheeks November 21, 2012
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monday roast

A traditional Sunday roast eaten midweek and cooked with as little effort as possible such as re-heating a left over Sunday roast or using ready made items bought at a shop.
Looking for wards to eating a Monday roast.
by Hatter101 March 23, 2016
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roast a pumpkin

When you place pumpkin in to an oven at 200 degrees (390 F) for approximately 40 minutes or until golden brown and tender.
Dude 1 "Hey bro! How about you go roast a pumpkin for dinner!?"
Dude 2 "What is that supposed to mean?"
Dude 1 " It's when you place pumpkin in to an oven at 200 degrees (390 F) for approximately 40 minutes or until golden brown and tender."
Dude 2 "Oh, right."
by Timberino May 19, 2016
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Hog Roast

A hog roast is a sex move preformed in a threesome by two guys and one girl. To do the hog roast one guy puts his penis in the girls mouth while the other guy puts his penis the girls anus or vagina. Then they proceeded to spin the girl round like a hog roast.
Guy 1: I really enjoyed that hog roast last night
Guy 2: yes it was fun spinning her round
by Tictac21 November 4, 2019
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Poising the roast

A male mistress throwing a fit when his woman is late coming home and he has to eat dinner alone. Can pout or go to extreme measures for attention.
"Keep this up and I might have to start poising the roast"
by bear and kitten October 11, 2020
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