Rhino Room

A piece of shit nightclub in Seattle's Capitol Hill (Seattle) neighborhood. The line is extremely long. The club itself is a crowded dudefest. The drinks are overpriced. Lastly, the tall lanky bouncer is what some would describe as a...how do I put this? Oh, yeah he is a cunt.

The cover is five dollars which is relatively cheap but as you can see you get what you pay for.

You only live around 80 years. Why would you spend your precious time on Earth at that shithole Rhino Room?

by CCPMan October 11, 2017

Rhino fucked

When something in life fucks you beyond the normal everyday stroke of bad luck like a parking ticket or stepping in a puddle; akin to an adult male rhinoceros penetrating you from behind, i.e. more than a serious bummer.

"Geoff was seriously rhino fucked when his wife found a group text thread full of boobs and bush and kicked him out of the house."

by Krrraj April 18, 2022

rhino tamer

a man that doesn't upset is hoe when she on her period

That chick always happy wit that dude. Damn rhino tamer

by t. C. K.. 0. K October 21, 2015

rhino penis

DON'T FUCKING LOOK KIDS, AT THE FUCKING RHINO PENIS IT WILL FUCKING END EVERYTHING YOU EVER LOVED

girl 1: I love rhino penises
girl 2: eww, thats fucking gross
gay guy: they are the best! Huon has one!
girl 2: how do you know that??
gay guy? what?! he left his window open

by bigdaddyranga April 28, 2019

pitching to the rhino

Trying to woo the large and/ or unattractive lady around last call at any given bar.

When I failed to land the hot blonde's number at 1:30 am last night at the bar, my wingman , suggested that I try pitching to the rhino.

by MrFauxBot February 26, 2017

URBAN RHINO

When you project manager goes crazy and starts talking with a Scottish accent.

Greg went all "urban rhino" on us and was saying he was a vegan but you can see the animal blood dripping from his horn.

by ByanRouder March 1, 2018

Rhino Chode

A mammoth sized chode, a penis that is very heavy and girthy, but is micro in the length category.

"Gary and I both pulled out our cocks to exchange sizes, and he had a mega rhino chode. "
"Boy's I'll be back, I have to take a horse piss with my colossal sized rhino chode."

by LTG69969 October 8, 2023