reading

the biggest waste of a highschoolers time. most kids these days have more important things to do like playing WOW or going outside and larping. i mean really who thinks that real kids are going to spend a perfectly good summer day inside reading when they could be sitting on there ass, eating, cheetoes, naked, with a floaty around their waist, playing halo on Live.

Harry told his mom he had no time for reading. he told his mom that he was going to go out to the park and run, when in reality he was actually going out to meet up with his WOW larping friends.

by Harry the larper February 14, 2007

readinger

a horni bastard that loves to fuck friends, gets hard and horny off of ex girlfriends, and loves to do things in movie theaters

wow look at that sexy readinger!

by hottiegirl15 May 8, 2008

Risky Readinger

The ultimate sex move. It is a twelve step maneuver that becomes illegal after the 4th step, often referred to as the "Burnham Brownbag".

After the scale model of the Chrysler building got involved, I could no longer adventure towards the Risky Readinger.

by M.D. Murray D November 2, 2009

Pulling a reed / Reeding

This action occurs when a certain individual, usually a ginger, attempts to flirt with and pick up a relatively attractive girl. When his attempts are inevitably denied, the individual then slips into a spiral of making more and more awkward and creepy comments, until the individual seems SO creepy, the local newspaper may even report on it. Those who partake in "pulling a reed" or "reeding" are poor souls indeed.

Guy: "Hey, wanna fuck?"
Girl: "Um, no. I want to leave now and never come back."

Spectator: "Wow, he's totally pulling a reed / reeding that ho."

by Mitro March 25, 2008

Mr. Reading

1. To throw a huge trantrum.
2. Something old, run down, decrepid.

1. "Mum chucked a total Mr. Reading this morning..."
2. "That car is so Mr. Reading."

by Terri-ann May 5, 2006

Reading, Massachusetts

The most boring, shit town in all of Massachusetts. An utter joke and complete fail of a suburb.

Dude from Wakefield: Duude I'm still stoked from that beast partayy, what did u do friday night?

Me: Weelll, I live in Reading, Massachusetts

Dude from Wakefield: Ohh SUX MAN

by phillipsgurrl June 29, 2010

Redding

In redding there is nothing to do, thats why so many ppl get drunk or high here. there is alot of money, but i dont think the kids show it. i mean we were polos and expensive clothes, but we dont act like snobs.
But while mom and dad are at work or parties, the kis deffentally know how to have a good time, and never get caught. Joel Barlow-the highschool in Redding is shared by the easton kids, The highschool is a shit hole that is still being worked on.
overall redding is a nice place where kids know how to party.

"Damn you can out drink anyone i know, where you from?"
"Redding"
"ohhhh. that explains it"

by no thanks December 29, 2005