Optical rectumitis

A shitty outlook on life

Willard has been slapped down so many times he has optical rectumitis

by Big huff February 25, 2024

rectum resuscitation

Farting into another butt

She was laying in bed and I decided to perform rectum resuscitation on her.

by PuddinPack March 28, 2016

rectum oppresser

a term used for a guy that has rectal sex

"My friend Ricky is a real rectum oppesser"

by Pen Isman February 02, 2004

rectum eater

A person who is a suck up or a pain in the ass

Ugh Jackson is such a rectum eater!

by Nothereatm September 21, 2022

Japanese Rectum Torture

A said rectum is enlarged by forcing an umbrella into the rectum, then repeatedly opening it to create a fat gaping crevice.

I had bum worms so I got Japanese Rectum Torture.

by StinkyBoy556 November 26, 2019

Patriotic Cambodian Rectum Piercer

When your S/O sexually inserts a large metal rod into your rectum while reciting the Cambodian national anthem. This action is saved for homophobic couples in Cambodia on August 22nd.

John: Hey big papi can you give me a Patriotic Cambodian Rectum Piercer
Tyrone: Bet nigga

by Cleft lardson May 01, 2021

Runny rectum

When someone shoves a jar up there rectum then breaks it inside of there butt

Brandon got horny and got a runny rectum

by Papichulo4 December 05, 2019