by helluvanape June 12, 2020
Get the rectum wristwatch mug.Optical Rectumitis is a neurosis resulting from having a brain fill so full of shit from institutionalized false authorities and first principles that the person is blinded to objective reality. Differs from Recto-cranial Inversion, or head-up-ass disease in that Optical Rectumitis sufferers are sucking new shit daily, while the rectocranial inverted people are hiding from new shit in old shit. Libtards tend toward optical rectumitis while conservatards tend toward rectocranial inversion.
Elon Musk's Optical Rectumitis is so severe, he thinks he can build a space port on 2000 feet of mud in a hurricane prone river delta and get to Mars by 2030 with a spacecraft that has suffered several "unscheduled disintegrations", two in 2025 alone.
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Get the Rectum navigator mug.A symptom of being gay received from other gays. When your asshole is so loose from buttfucking that your rectum rattles around in your asshole like a maraca.
(Two dudes walking) what’s that clanking noice? Says one. The other replied “oh Bruce gave the rattling rectum last night
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Usually when someone is first maturing in age, their rectal cycle begins. While it’s normally one time only, for some it may happen at multiple times in their life (can be natural, from trauma, or other occurrences.) If you have yet to have yours after the age of 18, be sure to see a doctor and make sure you’re alright, while it is common to skip your butt period some may develop diseases or suffer symptoms in cause of it.
Can also cause growth in cheeks, period may last from one day to two weeks, and may cramp and pain depending on the person. It is a natural experience and happens differently for all however has been spoken of less due to embarrassment and hatred given and received from men back in the 1800’s.
Usually when someone is first maturing in age, their rectal cycle begins. While it’s normally one time only, for some it may happen at multiple times in their life (can be natural, from trauma, or other occurrences.) If you have yet to have yours after the age of 18, be sure to see a doctor and make sure you’re alright, while it is common to skip your butt period some may develop diseases or suffer symptoms in cause of it.
Can also cause growth in cheeks, period may last from one day to two weeks, and may cramp and pain depending on the person. It is a natural experience and happens differently for all however has been spoken of less due to embarrassment and hatred given and received from men back in the 1800’s.
by ProfessorAnalyst June 9, 2024
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Tom and Chris. Wanna be OG's, pimps, but really ex lot lizards who banged and fisted their rectums out.
Tom and Chris. Wanna be OG's, pimps, but really ex lot lizards who banged and fisted their rectums out.
Rectum C and Rectum T, you are such Asswhores.
by TheTermANator April 25, 2021
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