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rectum resuscitation

She was laying in bed and I decided to perform rectum resuscitation on her.
by PuddinPack July 6, 2016
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repulsive rectum

The act of fucking a girl in the ass a so hard that her rectum becomes completely obsolete and indiscernible so much so that she has no control over what happens down there, therefore causing her to shart shit and cum everywhere.
Joe: Hey Sam how did your date go last night?
Sam: Pretty good I gave her the good ol' Repulsive rectum!
Joe: What the fuck.
by Thats that gay Shit! May 31, 2018
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Rectum Cycle

When you bleed from your butt once when younger

Usually when someone is first maturing in age, their rectal cycle begins. While it’s normally one time only, for some it may happen at multiple times in their life (can be natural, from trauma, or other occurrences.) If you have yet to have yours after the age of 18, be sure to see a doctor and make sure you’re alright, while it is common to skip your butt period some may develop diseases or suffer symptoms in cause of it.

Can also cause growth in cheeks, period may last from one day to two weeks, and may cramp and pain depending on the person. It is a natural experience and happens differently for all however has been spoken of less due to embarrassment and hatred given and received from men back in the 1800’s.
“Damnn your butt looks bigger, did you get your rectum cycle?”
by ProfessorAnalyst June 9, 2024
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Rectum

Also known as asswhore; see aswhore.

Tom and Chris. Wanna be OG's, pimps, but really ex lot lizards who banged and fisted their rectums out.
Rectum C and Rectum T, you are such Asswhores.
by TheTermANator April 25, 2021
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Di-rectum-ly

Shortened way of saying "directly in the buttocks"
That problem bites me directly in the ass/buttocks...like, di-rectum-ly in the buttocks/ass!!
by Cratered MoonUnit March 4, 2011
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Rectum Tickler

Someone who tickles rectums. Its pretty self explanatory. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"Stay away from my anus, you rectum tickler!"
by WhiteKnightLuffy September 17, 2016
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Mt St Rectum Eruption

A man, after being pegged and the toy removed from the rectum sprays shit everywhere, which slows to a slow lava flow of fecal matter and blood that does not stop.
After my Mom pegged me last night and removed the dildo from my ass, I had a Mt St Rectum Eruption that flowed for about a half hour. It stunk and took hours to get it all cleaned up. I can't wait until the next time.
by Headshok1962 July 3, 2025
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