He purchased three truck loads of string because he thinks he can fly his kite to the sun. He has a serious case of Rectumitis which means he has his head up his ass
by CT Jordaan January 2, 2022
Get the Rectumitismug. When you bleed from your butt once when younger
Usually when someone is first maturing in age, their rectal cycle begins. While it’s normally one time only, for some it may happen at multiple times in their life (can be natural, from trauma, or other occurrences.) If you have yet to have yours after the age of 18, be sure to see a doctor and make sure you’re alright, while it is common to skip your butt period some may develop diseases or suffer symptoms in cause of it.
Can also cause growth in cheeks, period may last from one day to two weeks, and may cramp and pain depending on the person. It is a natural experience and happens differently for all however has been spoken of less due to embarrassment and hatred given and received from men back in the 1800’s.
Usually when someone is first maturing in age, their rectal cycle begins. While it’s normally one time only, for some it may happen at multiple times in their life (can be natural, from trauma, or other occurrences.) If you have yet to have yours after the age of 18, be sure to see a doctor and make sure you’re alright, while it is common to skip your butt period some may develop diseases or suffer symptoms in cause of it.
Can also cause growth in cheeks, period may last from one day to two weeks, and may cramp and pain depending on the person. It is a natural experience and happens differently for all however has been spoken of less due to embarrassment and hatred given and received from men back in the 1800’s.
by ProfessorAnalyst June 9, 2024
Get the Rectum Cyclemug. you are a piece of shit and likes furry's and genshin players who also likes to jerk to gay black people
by poitoi from discord September 21, 2022
Get the born out of you're fathers rectummug. You have optical rectum mengitis. Ben told Travis that he may have optical rectum mengitis in the motel room feb 22 in Dexter mo
by Traviseng February 22, 2021
Get the Optical rectum Mengitismug. by Pen Isman February 2, 2004
Get the rectum oppressermug. by PuddinPack July 6, 2016
Get the rectum resuscitationmug. The act of fucking a girl in the ass a so hard that her rectum becomes completely obsolete and indiscernible so much so that she has no control over what happens down there, therefore causing her to shart shit and cum everywhere.
Joe: Hey Sam how did your date go last night?
Sam: Pretty good I gave her the good ol' Repulsive rectum!
Joe: What the fuck.
Sam: Pretty good I gave her the good ol' Repulsive rectum!
Joe: What the fuck.
by Thats that gay Shit! May 31, 2018
Get the repulsive rectummug.