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tomb raiding

Hooking up with your past conquests.
It's not cheating if you're tomb raiding.
by SashaLBC September 16, 2013
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RAID

"Retarded And Intelligent Disease."

A disease where someone is clearly intelligent, but still makes absurdly bad decisions. RAID spreads through social proximity — spending too much time around someone with RAID may cause you to start making questionable choices.
"John has a 160 IQ but just tried to microwave a fork. Pretty sure he's got RAID."

"John speaks multiple languages and has a physics degree, but goes to deliver a pizza and forgets the pizza"

"Don't sit next to John too long, his RAID might rub off on you."
by The Asylum Seeker July 17, 2025
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Raid

The most Extreme person you’ll ever meet, CAUTION: DO NOT PROVOKE UNLESS YOU WANT TO GET STABBED BY A DRUMSTICK
“Raid is a bitch
by SHEEEAAAWN May 24, 2023
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raid spray

Crap that u spray on your self to mosquiton’t
Person 1: Hey dude mosquitos are biting me everywhere
Person 2: Don’t worry. Just use some raid spray
Person 1: Thanks for the advice man.
Person 2: No problem man.
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raunch raid

The theft of pornographic material from a residential source, most commonly among adolescent males. Can include videos, magazines, lubricants, toys, etc.
Hey, let's go raunch raid your parents room. I bet they've got tons of hot shit.
by RANTnRAVE(r) December 3, 2010
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viking raid

The act of 18 or more men ravaging one woman for a chance into Valhalla (The Vagina)
Guy 1: What did you do last night?
Guy 2: I was part of a Viking Raid.
Guy 1: Did you reach Valhalla??
Guy 2: HELL YEEE
by Rattagast the brown July 29, 2016
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face-raid

The act of editing someone's social networking profile in a humorous, slanderous, or disgusting manner after finding they've left themselves signed in on an unattended computer.
Did you see Ed's profile? I guess he left his laptop signed in at the party, and he got face-raided.
by ZakTheDJ March 19, 2009
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