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Toe Rocket

When someone is standing under your foot and you shove your big toe up their Ass/Vagina
Jona tried to give Mark the Toe Rocket and got one from his girlfriend.
by Vantex XII November 28, 2018
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Anal Rocket

When youre taking a shit, you haven't pooped yet, you take some toilet paper and wrap it around your index and middle fingers, and shove them up your ass like a plug while also trying (with maximum effort) to force out the poop. The gas and poo will become so built up in your ass that when you suddenly pull your fingers out of your butt, the poo will rocket out of your ass and splash into the toilet. Upon doing this you may receive a Poseidon's Kiss , but chance of that is minimal if you aim towards the back of the toilet bowl.
"Dude, did you hear that splash from the bathroom?"
"Yeah, John must be doing an anal rocket again..."

"Hey man, why's there water all over the floor?"
"I did the biggest Anal Rocket I've ever seen!"
by ShaggyIguana December 26, 2019
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Bipolar Rocket League

The act of a person playing for both teams simultaneity in a game of Rocket League.
Bro, how you gonna own goal after hitting a flip reset, are you playing Bipolar Rocket League?
by _Burrito November 20, 2020
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Blonde Rocket

A sophisticated but unbelievable attractive blonde girl with the sex appeal of Margot Robbie.
Oh Jawad — she’s a blonde rocket!
by blondelover69 June 30, 2022
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Use The Rocket Launcher

The easiest of ways to escape from any type of situation, be it socially awkward or displeasing. Most commonly used in the resident evil series.
Dating Agency Dude: OK Dude here's your blind date, Rosie O.
Dude1: Holy crap dude! WTF is that!?
Brad(flying over in a helicopter): Here!(drops the rocket launcher) Use the rocket launcher! Kill it, whatever it is!!
Dude1: Thanks Brad!
by pomtea October 6, 2008
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Utah Bottle Rocket

When a Mormon woman is jerking all of her husband's off and all at the same time they blow in her face.
Marium was with her 5 husband's and they gave her a Utah Bottle Rocket.
by loafnaround September 19, 2020
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