Raccoon Dick

A big fat cock attached to the legendary trash panda.

bro.... that raccoon dick waz giant.

by BigDaddyDavy May 17, 2019

Raccoon Dick

When a raccoon sucks your dick and either bites it or leaves it raw.

Damn, I had a great time last night but that raccoon left with me with a horrible case of raccoon dick!

by FanOfRaccoonEggs February 21, 2021

raccoon jump

the act of suddenly belly flopping on your partner while both naked, and shouting “raccoon jump!” while mid-air.

Yes, doctor, my penis is crooked because my girlfriend enjoys raccoon jumping on me while I have an erection.

by MadiJane December 20, 2021

raccoon retail

best game ever

raccoon retail goes brr

by January 31, 2024

Raccoon Knuckles

A smelly odd odor coming from a stanky woman's front butt.

Naw you don't want that she smells like raccoon knuckles.

by GrandPappy JessiePoo88 April 14, 2024

Raccoon Joe

That guy that always runs into your local gas station with a raccoon. You know who I mean.

Innocent bystander A: who the FUCK is that?? Why does he have a raccoon?
Innocent bystander B: Oh, that’s just Raccoon Joe. Don’t give him the validation.

by Orangeswithsquirrelfaces February 15, 2024

Terrorist Raccoon

A faggot who shows his enormous cock to femboys

Hi terrorist raccoon

by karma5 March 27, 2023