cookie press

Asshole. The part of your anatomy where cookie dough is pressed out.

I banged her in the cookie press

by ultrafanatic January 29, 2006

Turtle press

A turtle press is when you grab a turd out of the toilet. It can be yours or a strangers, and shove it back into your anus in case you missed any nutrients such as protein or vitamins. Thus your anus being the turtle shell and the poop being the turtle

Dude did you hear Frank doing a turtle press last night?

by Pizzafart33 May 12, 2023

press f7

A way to trick the teacher into leaving the zoom meeting.

Teacher: How do I mute all?
Steve: Press F7.
Teacher: -Leaves meeting-
Class: Parties-
Gayson: Ends meeting

by KAYDUBZZ March 30, 2020

Turtle press

A turtle press is when you scoop your poop out of the toilet and shove your feces in your anus as hard as you can. Ideally for missing out on any nutrients such as protein or vitamins. Much like a turtle going back into its shell. But your anus is the shell and your turds are the turtle

Dude did you hear Jimmy doing a turtle press last night?

by Pizzafart33 May 12, 2023

peach press

The female version of a teabag.

When playing halo Jeffery died so much that Amanda peach pressed his face.

by peachpressV2 February 22, 2013

Pancake Press

The act of two partners putting their butts up against each other and popping. This causes the feces to be pressed in between the two bodies like a pancake. Usually done in sexual euphoria.

Derek picked up a girl at Panini's last night and she wanted to do the pancake press. At first he was skeptical, but now he does a solo press against the mirror everyday.

by Townsend December 13, 2008

press the tit

For one to get a rapid move on.

Yo dude lets cut this shit and press the tit.

by Xsjado May 16, 2006