porch faggot

n: A grumbled term meaning an idiotic mother sucker who dwells on porches and drinks kool-aid and eats chocolate frosted donut holes.

shutupyoulittleporchfaggot

by sir brendon June 16, 2003

porch dog

Someone who is very lazy, especially at their work place.

"That porch dog is so lazy he won't even lick his own butt!"

by Guy O November 1, 2015

Porch Time

A time when a group of friends come together to hang out with each other. They sit around and talking about spiritual issues...and other stuff too :)

Michael, Kaila, Ben, Gabe, Nate, and Laurel all sat around talking and had porch time yesterday.

by wisdomaster August 26, 2009

porch dick

The act of sitting uppon a stoop primarily on a porch whilst proceeding to act as a large dong

Old crotchety man: get off my lawn
passerby: oh stop being a porch dick and go do something with the time u have left.

by truly. me March 8, 2015

Porch Honkey

A name for a white person who acts, wants to be, or thinks they are black.

John: Man... Look at the gangsta lean on that white boy over there!

Vanessa: Yeah. What a Porch Honkey!

"This word was created by me. I feel that wigger is boring and outdated. I just like to make people laugh. This is creative, funny and a little less offensive than wigger. : )"

wigger wanna-be Porch Honkey

by Dervish888 September 13, 2009

Front porched

When one sits reverse on the toilet and drops a deuce. Because the fecal matter now congregates in the front of the bowl (where flush pressure is much less) it is commonly difficult to flush away.

Joe made me mad the other night so I front porched his toilet.

by Gmillsman May 22, 2017

Porch Monkey

Reinvented as a reference to college students in Kalamazoo, MI, who pass entire days and weekends sittin' on the porch.

(not intended to be racist)

"Maaan, we've just been a couple o' damn porch monkeys today."

by davis st. May 2, 2005