grippin porcelain

throwing up

Man John just downed 3 burgers and 4 shots of jack, he's probably in the bathroom grippin porcelain

by blaah123456789 July 7, 2011

porcelain closet

porcelain closetis when a man with high sexual auras seduces a girl then decides the sex was good enough and he doesn't actually love her a hoe a whore

she doesn't respect herself shes a total porcelain closet

by legionaire4443 July 9, 2019

Porcelain Challenge

a tiktok trend where you grind up your parents fine china and snort it like a drug.

i tried the porcelain challenge and it slayed

by emb69420 October 2, 2022

porcelain challenge

When kids break up porcelain and then proceed to snort the powder

Babe the kids are doing the porcelain challenge again .

by Carson stasney October 3, 2022

Porcelain Log Jammer

When you stick his or her head head in the toilet and you penetrate your partners anus while flushing the toilet.

Did you hear Alix got the old porcelain log jammer from Sarah last night.

by LogJammer69 August 11, 2021

Porcelain Chipper

A rare condition where a person (usually a male) expels an overpowering stream of urine, causing him to stand several feet away from the urinal / toilet.

While I was in the bathroom during halftime at a football game, I saw a porcelain chipper peeing from across the room… I felt both bad and impressed with his accuracy.

by Yazorillowitz March 27, 2025

porcelain challenge

TikTok trend in which people grind up antique porcelain and snort it like cocaine

Hey did you hear about the porcelain challenge? It’s really dangerous

by eleventeenfrogs October 2, 2022