photo hobo

One who does not look as good in person as they do in their Instagram photos.

Damn, I am such a photo hobo. The Minnesota Lynx mascot on the other hand...

by theonlywnbafan January 17, 2018

Photo Gay

When one's sexual preference is readily evident in a photograph.

Brenda why were you hitting on Ray Ray at the party last night? He is photo gay.....do you not follow him on IG? Stop wasting your time he is who he is!

by Clever Mofo October 30, 2021

delete photos

What you say you are doing when you are secretly messaging someone for a hook up

Mike said he couldn’t talk to Christian because he had to delete photos on his phone. Really he was messaging with other guys for some nasty later on.

by Chronchy March 27, 2021

Photoe

To take a picture of one’s or another’s toe or to take a photo with one’s toe.

Guy 1 “Hey can you help me take my photo”
Guy 2 “Sorry my hands are full”
Guy 1 “Just photoe”
Guy 2 “…what?”
Or
Guy 1 “Do you want to see my photoe?”
Guy 2 “Why would I want to see your toe?”
Guy 1 “Here’s a picture.”
Guy 2 “Interesting”

by chomue February 25, 2022

Photo Donging

Akin to photo bombing but requires visible DONG!

Did you see David Photo Donging in Tanner’s baseball photo?

by Dorkboy November 12, 2021

*photo*

i want to have sex with u and u are so sexc and yes yes yes and your face is so pretty yes.

*photo* of wiley in cum jar*

by vaginaslay March 14, 2022

Funeral Photo

A kind of photo you might take of your partner after sex. Your partner must be completely exhausted and lying down. Though it's not advised to share with any third parties, it's a way of showing how your partner was last night to remind them of "the good times".

"Don't think too highly of yourself, babe. I still have your Funeral Photo!"
"Fuck off."

by Hengeek November 21, 2021