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Philadelphia Steam Roller 

A fantastic mustache that connect's to the chins facial hair!
Norm-"Thats kid looks like he is thirty, not 17!"
Cliff-"It must be that Fantastic Philadelphia Steam Roller he has grown out!"

Philadelphia Cheese Steak 

Sexual act: When you shit in a condom and fuck a chick with it. The only true way to say, "I love you."
Shawna was so nasty she asked me to give her a Philadelphia Cheese Steak.

Philadelphia 76ers 

One of the saddest organizations in basketball history. Only known for Allen Iverson and Julius Erving.
Philadelphia 76ers- possibly the saddest organization in sports history...besides the browns.

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Philadelphia Barn Burner 

To have ones pubic region shaved with a straight razor and then shat upon only to have the shat duct taped from the taint to the happy trail after which he is set on fire as a form of revenge.
After noticing that Steve smacked while he ate, Stacy gave him sleeping pills then performed a Philadelphia Barn Burner.

Philadelphia Beauty Mark

The weeping sore of a herpes labialis outbreak located on the upper or lower lip.
I just got over a cold, and now I have a Philadelphia Beauty Mark.