personality install

personality install:

- the desired (but presently impossible) procedure of installing a personality into a person who appears to have none

Background: Many 'non-contributting-zeros' and 'useless-eaters' would do better for themselves and society if they had dynamic and well functioning personalities, or just died. The percentage of the population which could use this procedure seems to be growing. The end game for the Zombie Apocalypse is to have robotic mindless people --- perhaps this fictitious concept of 'personality installs' might be able to thwart what seems to be coming.
Ex.1
Jim: Is it just me, or does that guy seem like a zombie to you too?
Bob: Oh yeah! That empty-vessel is a useless-eater who could use a 'personality install'.

Ex.2
Jim: I think Jane could do with a 'personality transplant'.
Bob: Jane would have to have one, first. What that non-contributing-zero needs is a 'personality install'.
by GlennyJ December 10, 2013
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1: is that mothman?
2: no thats just Sera being a cryptid person
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Fuckable personality

Someone you don't quite find attractive in a physical hormonal way yet you find their personality attractive in a hormonal way
"John isn't easy on the eyes but he's a sweet guy who cares for me so I find him to have a fuckable personality."
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Person 1: Hoot hoot
Person 2: Wow you're a real owl person
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Person 7

A person that never has been used in examples and probably never will be (except for on this)
Person 1: Hi
Person 2: you sus
Person 3: This isn't among us
Person 4: Yes
Person 5: Where's person 6?
Person 7: Good question
Person 1-5: *silence*
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A corner person is someone whom you're close friends with or in a relationship with who you can approach for hugs whenever you feel like, without any questions being asked.
I love my corner person! He/She always makes me feel appreciated.
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my person

(n) someone who is more than a best friend.
someone who is always there for you no matter what.

you just get eachother.
Friend 1: you are my person. you will always be my person
Friend 2: you are mine too.

Friend 1: Thank you, you really are my person.
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