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Luscious Lucy: I really need a snack, but I don't want to eat too much bread today.
Raunchy Randy: Make yourself a peanut butter lollipop!
Luscious Lucy: What's that?
Raunchy Randy: Dip any size spoon into a jar of peanut butter and lick away!
Luscious Lucy: Yum, I think I'll try it right now!
Raunchy Randy: Make yourself a peanut butter lollipop!
Luscious Lucy: What's that?
Raunchy Randy: Dip any size spoon into a jar of peanut butter and lick away!
Luscious Lucy: Yum, I think I'll try it right now!
by iluvpb March 26, 2011
Craig: Yo, Alan, last night I was eating Stacy's ass so hard I got Satan's peanut butter all over my face.
Alan: Eww, dude, why are you telling me this? I told you I'm not into that kind of nasty stuff. Jeez.
Alan: Eww, dude, why are you telling me this? I told you I'm not into that kind of nasty stuff. Jeez.
by Jez86 November 02, 2016
by Caboose1256 March 21, 2020
1 (n) public humiliation due to the disclosure of one's use of chunky peanut butter as a personal lubricant
2. (v) To humiliate one's opponent in an obscene manner.
2. (v) To humiliate one's opponent in an obscene manner.
Noun usage: Luke felt peanut butter sponged after having mistakenly left evidence of the previous nights escapade in the kitchen sink.
Verb usage: Simon didn't just win the contest - he totally peanut butter sponged Erik's pathetic challenge.
Verb usage: Simon didn't just win the contest - he totally peanut butter sponged Erik's pathetic challenge.
by Puji March 23, 2009
The tiny dingleberry after you wipe that just wont leave, but leaves a trail.
Ex. "Sometimes when I wipe, I'll wipe and i'll wipe and i'll wipe, a hundred times. Still poop . Still poop. It's like i'm wiping a marker or something." - Andy;The Office
Ex. "Sometimes when I wipe, I'll wipe and i'll wipe and i'll wipe, a hundred times. Still poop . Still poop. It's like i'm wiping a marker or something." - Andy;The Office
by Clam_Jam February 18, 2016
A sexual act that involves taking a basball bat to someones ass, inserting it, and swirling it around. When it it removed, a peanut butter like substance will be extracted and found on the end.
by BadAssInventor August 08, 2012