Person 1, "Dude why is Person 2 standing there drooling in front of the coffee machine?"
Person 3, "They're suffering from the coffee paradox."
Person 2, *drools*
Person 3, "They're suffering from the coffee paradox."
Person 2, *drools*
by YouLikeTheWayIPostitRex March 6, 2019
Get the Coffee Paradoxmug. by TheMrBanana June 17, 2021
Get the X24 Paradoxmug. When choosing to respect other’s choice to disrespect other’s choice is against respecting everybody’s choice.
by prandtlstokes November 4, 2021
Get the Sathyaprabha’s paradoxmug. A paradoxical definition of something that makes zero sense and in no way can be defined as a paradox.
"If I was Pinocchio I would say 1+1=2 but secretly say 1+1=3 under my breath to cause a paradox when my nose doesn't grow" this is an example of Shaun's Paradox
by Jraves October 24, 2023
Get the Shaun's Paradoxmug. Alt: Harabe's Pair-a-cocks
The notion that any action a woman takes in which seems kind towards a male will be mistaken for interest when its not. Usually resulting in sarcasm or disdain from the female.
The notion that any action a woman takes in which seems kind towards a male will be mistaken for interest when its not. Usually resulting in sarcasm or disdain from the female.
Friend 1: Man she was so nice to me.
Friend 2: Watch out for Harambe's Paradox.
Friend 1: Nah man I think she likes me.
Friend 2: You a dumb ass.
Friend 2: Watch out for Harambe's Paradox.
Friend 1: Nah man I think she likes me.
Friend 2: You a dumb ass.
by Zilvarael February 25, 2017
Get the Harambe's Paradoxmug. A company policy whereby the doors are to remain locked until after the Auditor has left the building results in a paradox in which the auditor is unable to leave the building resulting in continuous audit.
You see if we get the company to send an e-mail saying the doors are to remain locked until the auditors leave it will create an Auditors Paradox, the auditor will be unable to leave the building resulting in continuous billing at an hourly rate in perpetuity.
by JimmyJohn7 October 7, 2008
Get the Auditors Paradoxmug. Since all hipsters are wanna-bes by their very definition, through reviving dead fads and believing in things too obscure to be known outside of hipsterdom, they are not anything at all, and therefore, cannot exist.
I totally thought John was a real person until I found out he was hipster. Dude, he doesn't even have a reflection, I'm pretty sure. The hipster paradox rings true once more.
by His Rexcellence December 27, 2011
Get the The Hipster Paradoxmug.