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Holy Pancake

an alternative to Holy Cow, Holy Shit, etc. Inspired by a news story about a lady who saw Jesus in her pancake.

Notable quotes:
"I saw what looked like, possibly, what people may imagine Jesus would look like, or Moses."

"We used to say, 'Holy cow,' like everybody else, and after this happened, our new expression is, 'Holy pancake!'."

"I think the message is extremely clear that the world had better clean up its act"
Holy pancake, I just stepped in some dog shit.
by Swiggidy January 1, 2008
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Pancake Math

Noun
A mathematical subject far more complex than any other.
Ex.1 “You know that you’re good at math when you can do the pancake roof shingle formula”
“ I heard that if you can do it, they just let you into Harvard”

Ex. 2 “Calc? Smh, I’m in that pancake math shit.”
“Dude, he’s smart.”
by DownInAfrica August 27, 2020
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Phenomenal Pancakes

"We have covered 5700 miles on this road trip, the whole thing has been phenomenal pancakes!"

Harrison: This view is phenomenal pancakes!
Hassan: It's just a hill.
Harrison: You have no eye for beauty!
by Lost on the Road March 11, 2009
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Flatten the pancake

Doing something, particularly nothing, for ten hours straight. Also to be unemployed or a feminist.
I flatten the pancake so much that it hurts!
Jimmy loves to flatten the pancake with Sarah!
Mom, may I flatten the pancake today?
She flattens the pancake so much that she must be a femenist!
by Bequietnow November 27, 2016
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Chocolate Pancaking

A sexual activity involving the separation of butt cheeks in order to rub two persons anus's together. Much like scissoring this must be done with partners at 90 degree angles, but can be done by partners of any gender. This activity was notoriously found to be used by Middle Schoolers at Gresham Middle School in Knoxville, TN as a way to have sexual relations while preserving virginity.
Kyle was Chocolate Pancaking with his teacher Mae so that he would remain a virgin.
by Texas Homo March 6, 2009
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pancake cock

A pancake cock is where your dick is .5 inches long and at least 4.75 inches wide. Pancake cock are worst then choads and u don't want this nickname
Omg Shea G has a mega pancake cock.
Ryan I has such a pancake cock people put syrup on that shit
by Pancake cock May 14, 2016
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pancake faced

Being really, really high due to excessive consumption of marijuana.
I took several massive bong hits last night. I was so pancake faced, I couldn't even speak properly.
by Flapjack Visage October 4, 2010
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