A (usually gay) man who is toned with a moderate amount of hair on his body. Usually with a swimmer build, otters are much smaller than that of bears, but are much more masculine than twinks.
by DeviLI June 16, 2023
Get the Ottermug. So you know durning election time telemarketers will call ya phone askin if they can put 27 signs in ur yard with the electors names an shit???... Yeah... Well next time you get one of those calls you better blow that telemarketers effin mind and say HELL YEAH U CAN PUT 40 SIGNS IN MY YARD I REALLY DON'T GIVE A SHIT.... But only on one condition...? If you will assure me that whatever jackass decides ta win, will without a doubt,.. be able to make the WHOLE USAs.................Wetter!!... then... an OTTERS gotDAMN POCKEEETTTT!!!!?????......an hell they might as make the Americas greater again too......shit...thatd be fine too.. Im sure that pocket will be mighty wet wet then dont cha think?????? (Click)
Caller:hi Mr/Mrs will u show ur support for such an suck with a shit load of signs and possibly a shit more solicited harassing calls???
Mr/Mrs: I sure will but only if you say something real dirty to me right now that will...hmm..lets see..... Make me Wetter then an Otters POCKET????
Caller:Ummmm...well.. Im not sure I can help ya with that right now...
Mr/Mrs:Well why not??? Im sure that is a fair trade for ya know...? Being so... Supportive...? Doin my american dutys an all...???
Caller: ABSOLUTELY i think thats a swell trade!!... But.. Dude.. Between me an u?.. I wouldnt even be able to tell ya where the "pocket" is on an otter!!........... Never been to good at just makin stuff wet before... Well.... So ive been told...!!!!
Mr/Mrs: Well shit fire boy just sounds like to me that you are in for a very DROUTH(ful) rest of ur dry ass life!!! Hahahahahahaha get it instead of dreadful????....
Mr/Mrs: I sure will but only if you say something real dirty to me right now that will...hmm..lets see..... Make me Wetter then an Otters POCKET????
Caller:Ummmm...well.. Im not sure I can help ya with that right now...
Mr/Mrs:Well why not??? Im sure that is a fair trade for ya know...? Being so... Supportive...? Doin my american dutys an all...???
Caller: ABSOLUTELY i think thats a swell trade!!... But.. Dude.. Between me an u?.. I wouldnt even be able to tell ya where the "pocket" is on an otter!!........... Never been to good at just makin stuff wet before... Well.... So ive been told...!!!!
Mr/Mrs: Well shit fire boy just sounds like to me that you are in for a very DROUTH(ful) rest of ur dry ass life!!! Hahahahahahaha get it instead of dreadful????....
by WELCUMTAHELLWHOGIVESASHIT🚬💊™ March 25, 2021
Get the Wetter then an otters pocketmug. I sent so many texts to her, I felt like I was ottering her inbox
At the office today, I was ottered with paperwork
Look at those otters, they're ottering those baby harbor seals
At the office today, I was ottered with paperwork
Look at those otters, they're ottering those baby harbor seals
by Mother Nature is a savage June 19, 2021
Get the Otteringmug. When the women is laying on her back and the dude is straddling her while titty fucking her and blows a huge load on her face.
by sugartitzzzz August 28, 2019
Get the fluffy ottermug. A term used in the gaming space for a user using automated programs or scripts to play for them in some uncertain way. Shortened form of botter.
So you're saying he was doing 6 of those per minute for 89 hours straight? Dude's definitely an otter.
by Shaddai April 10, 2024
Get the Ottermug. John: Hey Mandy why have you been so long in the shitter?
Mandy: Fuck off John, I'm laying an otter right now.
Mandy: Fuck off John, I'm laying an otter right now.
by MrMidnightBacon July 30, 2011
Get the laying an ottermug. It is when he or she are out cold from a over dose and frozen otter pops are inserted in the vagina and anus to revive the person from the onset of death.
by Dylan Everett Cally July 10, 2023
Get the Otter twat butt popmug.