online scrabble

phone sex.

"How did you get by in Paris?"
"I played a lot of online scrabble with someone named cheeto-breath"

by lauren reynolds December 7, 2020

Online Errands

Things you need to do online but don't really want to - much like regular errands:

- Respond to emails you got over the week, but checked on the phone and was too lazy to respond
- Pay bills online
- Respond to facebook messages
- Reject people who keep trying to add you on facebook
- Submit resumes

Damn, I got so much online errands to do, I have to stay up til 3am on a Sunday night.

by Busy Guy April 13, 2011

Online school

A new way to learn during the COVID-19 pandemic, online school is, for most students, either the best thing that's ever happened to them or a living nightmare. You could play games, eat snacks, or watch videos during a zoom call and nobody would ever know, but then again you can't spend time with others or really learn with the same engagement as before. There are pros and cons to online school, but overall it depends on the personal preference of the individual.

"Ugh I have online school again today."
"Why don't you just play siege with me?"
"Ah alright, it's not like I can focus on the work anyways."

by LiminalArcade October 13, 2020

Online Badminton

The term used to describe horny males who "shuttle cocks" across the internet.

Nah, I'm not really as in to Online Badminton as you are.

by UrbanBurgerKing September 7, 2015

online learning

online learning means IT SUCKS i would rather go to school in person.

Teacher: Online learning!
Students:...

by ClubWatAh April 16, 2021

online learning

something thats supposed to be fun but is actually shit

oliver: hey dude how was online learning
jacob: shit
oliver: i know dude, i know

by 12ssa November 30, 2021

Terminally Online

Terminally online is a psychological condition that occurs when someone has spent so much time online they can no longer function normally in real life.

There is no one aspect of internet usage or any particular website that makes someone terminally online; rather the condition describes the result of said usage, and becoming terminally online can be the result of nearly all online activity done in excess.

Symptoms of being Terminally Online:
-lack of social skills
-extremely esoteric political opinions
-extensive knowledge of chris chan
-apathy to real life success
-inability to relate to peers
-antisocial behavior and beliefs

After spending years on a conspiracy website, Tyler became convinced he is being gangstalked and lost his job. He has become Terminally Online.

Emily spent her entire childhood on Tumblr, and now she cannot form real life relationships due to social anxiety and acute awareness of minor social issues. She has become Terminally Online.

by Dingledorgle October 16, 2023