Crayons and Onions

To smell musty or generally unpleasant.

Ex 1:
Guy 1: Hey man, I just got back from the gym.
Guy 2: Damn dude. You need to take a shower, your crayons and onions!

Ex 2:
Guy 1: Dude, smell my arm pits.
Guy 2: Ugh, crayons and onions!

by Mr. Friendly Guy June 22, 2009

onion-eyed

someone who with one look can send chills down your back.

wow; look at that creepy onion-eyed stalker!

by cheechanator March 27, 2008

onion ringing

it's when you buy onion rings from a fast food chain and stack them on a man's penis. then you put sauce on the onion rings and eat them off the penis. one by one.

"i was onion ringing with justin last night"

by onionringersforever October 12, 2011

stupid onion

nice ass.A womans backside that makes you crazy

yo babby thats a stupid onion

by judi January 17, 2004

Onion tits

When a girls tits are so bad they make you cry like an onion.

Alexia has a proper set of onion tits

by Chingone2010 December 20, 2021

Muddy onion

an alternative word for the anus

the other day i woke up and my girlfreind was bent over with her muddy onion showing so i couldnt resist sticking my cock in

by thejackhammer69 June 12, 2010

Onion Sandwich

The act of performing oral sex on a stinky or otherwise unclean vagina. The phrase gets its name from the rather oniony smell that used and unclean vaginas carry.

Bro 1: Man, I had an onion sandwich today.

Bro 2: Yeah I can smell you from here. Tell Monica to wash her snatch.

by Mega Hemroids August 16, 2019