David

a nigga that beats his dick every day

your such a david

by jsvremm November 21, 2021

David

David is an asshole who has to come up with compliments for himself on urban dictionary because he was never praised as a child

Fuck you david

by Anonymous 4734902 March 08, 2022

David

The dirtiest minded person you will ever meet. They can turn any situation dirty even if you think it's impossible.

-David is such a dirty minded kid.
-I know right! He can make anything dirty!

by The.CringeOVERLORD_69 December 08, 2018

David

the real muthafucka david he got cash and he got bitches

bitches like Tyler wish they was him

man you actin like a David.

by johnathan29 September 12, 2021

David

The man after God's own heart. Someone that's full of mistakes and repents from every sin he commited and commit new ones..

A king, a mighty warrior. A man that takes what he wants no matter what.

To survive in this present time, you have to become a David..

by Garus February 04, 2020

david

david: the act of david
or
david: the feeling of david

Guy 1: david
Guy 2: Who the fuck are you how did you get in my house I'm calling the police.

by rileywynt March 05, 2021

David

Is a tree :)

Woah you see David the dopest fucking tree ever

by Thesecondbestesttree November 21, 2021