Purple Clouds

When someone is smoking "purple" marijuana, they're said to be blowing out "purple smoke" aka "purple clouds".

Purple marijuana is considered to be of a very high quality.
Drake: "Blowing Purple Clouds Nigga I'm so sky high"
by dgad87 March 10, 2012
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Cum cloud

When your so horny, the amount of cum in your balls excedes the boundaries of your scrotum and leaks to your brain ultimately "clouding" your judgement when it comes to all women and having sex with them. Cum clouds result in standards dropping 6 to 7 points for the thickest of clouds.

The only cure is to cum. Once you release the cum from your body. Your mind will be functioning correctly and you will realize you just had sex with the obscenely disgusting women laying next to you and you will ask your self WTF did I just do!
Bro #1: Dude I havent jacked off in days i could totally bang that chick next to you!

Bro #2: Dude that chick your talking about is 3 day old corpse.
Bro #1: So?
Bro #2: Dude we need to you to the nearest whore house you are suffering from the worlds biggest cum cloud... some would call this the perfect storm!
by MK9903 February 17, 2012
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White Cloud

While making a sunday in Whitehall, Montana, a waitress wondered if the whipped cream nozzle might fit up her asshole. She blew a cold cloud of Reddiwip up herself, but when it melted,

it ran down her leg like she’d pulled a

train at the 4-H Club, and she got “canned.” But her boyfriend wasn’t upset at all.

To do a white cloud, also known as a Whitehall or a milk river, sray a cold load of whipped cream up your partner’s asshole, remembering to shake well first. Then, suck it out, or wait till it liquifies and enjoy the milky river.
His girlfriend gave him a white cloud, but it was so cold his asshole went numb.
by Goofnut December 12, 2017
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william cloud

The most bad-ass individual who ever walked the earth. He loves God, self improvement, learning lots of cool and interesting things, is an extrovert at times, while being extremely introverted at others, is an all around cool, loving guy, likes to tell jokes and have fun, is a huge troll, and is a United States Marine. What a BAMF! meatspin.com
I was walking down the street when I saw William Cloud! Wow! Such sexy! Much Marine! So Cloud! meatspin.com
by Longrod Van Hugedong March 17, 2014
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cock cloud

The act of masturbating and going outside during the winder time, letting the penis release a puff of hot steam.
dude, grant just walked out of our monthly tea party to release a cock cloud into the wild... thats fucked up dude.
by StinkyBro July 25, 2020
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shart cloud

To release enough hot fart gas in one movement from your anus hole that that it smells like you have shit your pants, and in being hot the fart rises straight up to head height for maximum effect.
I was grocery shopping today and let out a fart in the deli isle that brought a tear to my eye. I had to move leaving a shart cloud behind as to not draw attention to myself. It smelt like I had shit myself.
by Racko001 December 12, 2016
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Cloud Trap

A type of rap/trap music that gives off a particularly "Cloudy" feeling, either if its a wavey or vibey feeling that gives you almost a psychedelic effect making you feel high or out of this world, the kind of music to smoke to. Its a unique type of music that has a strong acquired taste. The music is usually never lyrical and only focuses on the sound of it rather than the lyrical content which is usually absurdity.

The sound is credible most from artists like:

SPACEGHOSTPURRP (Vampire Money)
Yung Lean
XXXTENTACION'S Early Work
Ski Mask The Slump God
$ir Cartier (Playboi Carti)
RA STATiiC
Lil Yatchy ( Lil Boat)
Black Kray
A$AP Rocky
nobodysVodkaa
DiamondsOnMyDick
Vamp Leek
and Several Others
Marcus: Aye man you pumping that Cloud Trap? *hits blunt*

Kaiden: Yea man its so wavey *takes shroom*
by v-kuh January 15, 2021
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