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Cold War

Ignoring someone because they piss you off; refusing to acknowledge another person; being quiet as a way to not show your anger or say anything you'll regret later
Rebekkah was really anxious and driving me insane with her questions and comments so I totally had to cold war her.
by Team Mungeonate June 25, 2009
mugGet the Cold Warmug.

Cold Cosby

The act of freezing your poop to shove back in your anus.
I'm going back to my place to do a cold cosby.
by Doctor Tom February 3, 2020
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cold pack

Cold pack is when a person has sex with a corpse
by fireman039 November 2, 2009
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cold eddie

frozen human feces wrapped in saran wrap and used as a dildo.
Pman's mother had an arsenal of cold eddies in the freezer.
by Jesse Clarkson August 15, 2007
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cold deck

Card playing term referring to a deck of playing cards that has been tampered with in order to affect the outcome of the game. The term is used because such decks are said to have been found to be cooler (in actual temperature) than the immediate surroundings due to someone introducing them from the outside.
The scumbag has been known to use a cold deck.
by Bro May 1, 2006
mugGet the cold deckmug.

cold war

A war of words and nuclear build-up between the USA and its allies (the west) and the Communist world dominated by the USSR and china (the east). Although it never amounted to any full-scale nuclear war, it was a major excuse for military build-ups, nuclear arms races, and massive propaganda from both sides. Was ended by Mikhail Gorbachev, the russian premier from 1985-1991. Gorbachev worked for peace with the west, and slowly brought russian communism to a close. The USSR finally collapsed under Mikhail's successor, Boris Yeltsin.
There are a lot of nukes left over from the cold war.
by Gumba Gumba February 24, 2004
mugGet the cold warmug.

Samui cold

Cold on the outside warm on the inside.

A warm drink purchased in Thailand and or in Koh Samui Thailand.

A beer served warn but cold on the outside, traditionally a beer either served from a fridge not set to the correct minimum temperature or has been placed warm into the fridge, icebox or eski and is served before the contents have been chilled to the correct serving temperature.
"Could i have a cold beer please"

After receiving a warm beer, you complain or ask for a cold one the waiter will feel the outside of the bottle and say

"It's cold just feel it"

Try to explain to the waiter it's cold on the outside but not on the inside only to get a confused look, then order another only to receive another warm beer. After several attempts and having to move from bar to bar in search of a cold beer you would start joking with your mates about how the beer is warm and say to waiter

"Could i have a cold beer, not Samui cold i would really like a nice ice cold beer"
by farrang samui January 23, 2014
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