noob, n00b 

Same as "newbie".

noob, n00b by Tommy Rex September 29, 2003

Hanukkah n00b

A new player of a FPS, RTS, or any other type of game, who specifically gets their game on Hanukkah. The player will have a disadvantage to the older players of the game, which gives the older players an easier time leveling up since there will be a "huge" wave of new players.

"Look at all those Hanukkah n00bs!"

Hanukkah n00b by realnatedogg911 December 27, 2011

My Homboi is a n00b 

When your main homeboi is just stupid and you don't know why you actually hang out with him.

Fred: Hey, can you hang out on saturday?

Jimmy: Yeah bro

(Later that day)

Fred: Soooo, you can hang right?

Jimmy: Nah bro, not this weekend.

Fred: OMG,"My Homboi is a n00b"

My Homboi is a n00b by Ligers'n'Berries September 29, 2010

dell holiday n00b 

an inexperienced piece of shit who buys a dell computer during the holiday season

jimmy just became a holiday n00b

dell holiday n00b by ox July 17, 2002

ub3r n00b

someone who thinks they know shit

ub3r n00b:i use linux all the time
M4Xx0rrr:cool, what distro are you using?
ub3r n00b:umm... distro 1
M4Xx0rrr:yeah....

ub3r n00b by M4xx0RZ May 9, 2005

ub3r n00b

Leet speak, meaning Uber Noob
uber, meaning super.
noob meaning 99.8345340969% of dalnet.

<Guest12546> hi,u got the serial code 4 linux?
<^dox^> shaddap ub3r n00b

ub3r n00b by ingannilo November 15, 2004

Stup' n00b 

Short for Stupid noobie. First used in a self deprecating manner by one of the then nascent Fannibals (fans of the TV Show, Hannibal) who exploded into fandom.

A super geeky homage to a story arc from the 90's PBS series, Ghost Writer- Stoop Dude was utterly annoying, mucking things up.

"Sorry to be a stup' n00b, but will you please explain to me how to..."

"Gah! I'm sick of all the stup' n00bs needing us to hold their hands through every simple interaction" (or something less n00b-ish)

Stup' n00b by Tayo83 June 2, 2013