Mustard Slurpie

When a man puts Mustard in his urethra and has his lover suck during a sexual period. (It's spelt Slurpie for a reason)

Male: FUCK! IT HURTS!

Male's Lover: Sorry, did I suck to fast?

Male: NAH, IT'S THE MUSTARD.
Male's Lover: Well maybe next time we shouldn't stop in the middle to try a Mustard Slurpie.

by That One Guy Down The Street. June 14, 2018

Mustard Pocket

A Wisconsinite. One who carries mustard in their pocket at all times, likely to dunk hotdogs or corn dogs.

Look at Julie with that corn dog; I dodnt know she was a mustard pocket.

by WiscoMa July 15, 2019

mustard on a knife

When u shit on ur cat

Shaquille o’Neal: oh damn I done shitted on my cat again.
Kobe Bryant (from heaven rip homie): damn that be the mustard on a knife my dude

by TheReturnOfSusFather October 13, 2020

Mustard-Fingered

When upon the act of fat fingering a button on a controller or remote, mustard begins to seep from the pores on the pad of said finger.

I went to unlock the car but Mustard-Fingered the panic button, now it wont turn off.

by Mustard-Fanatic March 28, 2021

Bum mustard

Bum mustard is the creamy result of having someone ejaculate during anal sex. It is yellow in colour and has a thick creamy consistency.

I came and when I pulled out there was bum mustard all over!

by Survivor bear August 12, 2016

jelly mustard

why did you want to see this. THIS IS WHY YOUR DAD LEFT

jelly mustard is gross dont eat it

by Pro gamer3802 February 15, 2023

Mustard Fish

Stinky vagina typically resulting from an STD or yeast infection.

Mike went down on Sarah and his upper lip smelled like mustard fish fir two weeks.

by Alpha1Romeo2 June 8, 2016